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On another, but slightly related note, I find it amusing how in movies that are edited for TV, whenever anyone says "asshole," they edit out the "hole" part, so they say "ass *beep*." Apparently, they can call someone an ass, but not a hole. Heh.

You know what is depressing? 102 hits, and 1 review. That is depressing. I admit, it isn't my best story, but it's amusing and fluffy and nice. Whatever. Readers are teh evil.

ETA: They seem to enjoy my crazily funny fics. Like the one involving the chipmunk. Well, then. Maybe that is the direction I should take.

Delicately, delicately. I had to smuggle off my mother's chocolate (her birthday present), put it into my room, and turn on the air conditioner so it doesn't melt. It was done delicately, because my mother was in the living room as I slunk by. I now am in possession of the birthday cake, which I must smuggle into my room. Unfortunately, mother is currently standing in the hall. *waits*

ETA: Aha. It is done.