At midnight (so technically, this morning), as I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed, someone rang the "only-ring-if-serial-killer-is-chasing-you-or-some-other-emergency-occurs" doorbell on our office door. Apparently, they were not aware that it was an "emergency only" doorbell. I suppose it wasn't entirely their fault, as the nice little sign that said "ring in case of emergency" somehow was lost. But anyway, the house and office was completely dark. No lights on at all (except the bathroom, but there's no way they could know that). Not even the motel sign was on. The place was pitch-black except all the lovely little lanterns around the motel rooms.

So they rang the doorbell. I was the only one up, and I heard my mother moan as she started to get up. Then they rang the doorbell again, a few seconds later. And AGAIN. I was getting quite pissed off. Here it is, MIDNIGHT, and they decide to kindly wake people up. If my mother hadn't made it to them first (which she did, incidentally), all four of the loud, boistorous, inconsiderate people would have had me to deal with. My temper is not something to be taken lightly. They were incredibly loud, talking outside. They were obviously pompous idiots who did not deserve my mercy.