Who wrote Robert Heinlein’s ‘The Door into Summer’?

That’s obviously a trick question. Or is it?

If there are any of Heinlein’s novels I’ve not read, I’m not aware of them. His mid-1950s yarn ‘The Door into Summer‘ is one of my favourites, and speaks to me in a particular way. I read it first in my mid-teens, and remember well being unable to identify with the protagonist, Dan Davis, because he is introduced as being ‘on the right side of thirty by a few days’. I was, at the time, only half that age. I read it several times in the following years… and made a special point of reading it again when I was thirty. And again when I was sixty. (It being a tale with a time-travel theme, that seemed fitting.)

And then, not long ago, I discovered that there was a movie adaptation.

The Door into Summer (夏への扉 キミのいる未来へ) (2021)
Language: Japanese
Directed by: Takahiro Miki
Written by: Tommoe Kanno

Wait, what? Written by who?

This movie is, without a shadow of a doubt, based upon the novel of the same name by Robert Anson Heinlein.

In this adaptation, the characters all speak Japanese. That’s not a language I know, but that’s no problem; I’m perfectly comfortable with subtitled foreign movies. This one begins with quote, an entirely appropriate epigram:

The past, like the future, is indefinite, and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities

Stephen W Hawking (19422018)

… and, in the end credits, the source of that quote is openly acknowledged, again in English:

Special thanks
Professor Stephen Hawking – The Estate of Stephen Hawking

2021 movie ‘The Door into Summer’, end credits

Other than that, the movie features no English at all. And that, well, I have a problem with that, because, surely, the story’s originator ought to be given credit. Not doing so (particularly as Hawking’s minor contribution is so clearly presented) smacks of discourtesy, if not dishonesty.

In the trailer I found on YouTube (see below), the subtitles tease that this is “The long-awaited theatrical adaptation of Robert A. Heinlein’s The Door into Summer”. But the movie itself is silent on that point. Inspecting the end credits, I found this:

I think (but don’t know for certain) that that gives Heinlein credit for the original story. But why is it not in plain English? I consider the effective burial of Heinlein’s crucial role in this endeavour appalling, and that egregious omission coloured my initial impression of the movie.

On my first viewing, I felt that the story had lost its heart, and much of its depth. As is often the case with movie adaptations of novels, this one featured changes that didn’t enhance the tale; they just made it different.

In the book, the story begins in 1970; in the movie, it starts in 1995. That minor alteration is not a big deal; it’s understandable to want to bring the story up to a more current timeframe. However, one of the most interesting characters in the novel, Dr Hubert Twitchell, the ‘Unsung Genius’, is sidelined. Most of his interactions with Dan Davis are absent. That’s a great pity. It would have been wonderful to see on screen the dramatic scene in which Dan persuades Twitchell to flick the switch to send him into the past (or into the future).

Another change is the addition of a character named Pete, an artificial person – who doesn’t feature in the original yarn. This may be a nod to the book’s ‘Protean Pete’, a prototype machine. Or perhaps it’s a conflation of that ‘Pete’ with, arguably, one of the most important characters of all: Petronius the Arbiter, AKA Pete, the cat – who is the whole reason the story came to be.

When we were living in Colorado there was snowfall. Our cat—I’m a cat man—wanted to get out of the house so I opened a door for him but he wouldn’t leave. Just kept on crying. He’d seen snow before and I couldn’t understand it. I kept opening other doors for him and he still wouldn’t leave. Then Ginny said, ‘Oh, he’s looking for a door into summer.’ I threw up my hands, told her not to say another word, and wrote the novel ‘The Door into Summer’ in 13 days.”

Heinlein interview with Alfred Bester; ‘Redemolished‘ p487, ISBN 0-7434-0725-3

Now, Pete (the cat) does appear in the movie, too. In the book, Pete is a feisty, ornery cuss who knows his own mind, suffers no fools gladly, and takes no prisoners at crunch time. In the movie, his part is played by an overfed, feeble feline; a simpering, cuddly lap cat. In the scene in which Pete bests Belle, I suspect he probably had to be thrown across the room to make it appear as though he was moving at all.

I find it totally unforgivable that Petronius the Arbiter was denied his finest hour.

But that’s just me. In its own right this movie is pretty good, and well worth watching. By the third viewing, I admit that it had begun to grow on me. Please don’t let my issues with it dissuade you.

The Door into Summer (2021) Japanese Movie Trailer English Subtitles (夏への扉-キミのいる未来へ- 特報映像 英

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Illustrating exponential growth using movement towards a target, revisited

The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function.

Professor Albert Bartlett (19232013)

Back in May, I used a series of photos taken at regular intervals along a footpath in an attempt to illustrate exponential growth. Last month, I happened to be walking that same path once again. That day was not a bright, sunny one; it was instead bitterly cold, and a freezing fog obscured the view ahead (cue the ignorant climate science deniers crying, “Global warming? What global warming?”). Halfway along the path, it suddenly struck me that this would be a far better way of portraying a journey into a murky future. I retraced my steps to the start of the path so that I could repeat the exercise, once again taking snapshots fifty steps apart….

… this one was just 15 paces farther on.

As I was preparing this post, I realised something else: I had been walking at a steady pace along this 415-step-long path. But our collective acts of destruction of Spaceship Earth are not happening at a constant rate: the suicidal fixation on growth of Those Who Lead Us (while they give lip service to the need to address the climate emergency) is accelerating the damage we’re doing to our home.

So, perhaps an even more appropriate representation of the reality would be if these snapshots were taken, not at regular intervals, but at increasing ones. The choice of the rate of increase is, of course, an arbitrary one; let’s take 7%, which, in financial terms, represents a ‘modest’ doubling time of ten years. If the second photo were taken at 50 paces, at such a growth rate the third would be at 53.5 paces (50 times 1.07), the fourth at 57.245 paces, and so on. The set would comprise just eight images, not ten. I’ll have to wait for another freezing fog day to take those photos; in the meantime, I’ll leave its visualisation to your imagination.

When I reached the end of the path, I noticed the green sign on the gate. That was there back in May, and I’m pretty sure it’s been there for years. I’ve passed it many times, but have never paid it any attention: ‘familiarity breeds contempt’; we tend to remain oblivious to the obvious.

Here’s a close-up of that sign:

Samaritans invitation: 'Talk to us, we'll listen', telephone 116 123 (UK).
Samaritans invitation: “Talk to us, we’ll listen”

In the context of the climate emergency, this notice is ironically, bizarrely, appropriate. If you’re on any stage of Paul Chefurka’s ‘Ladder of Awareness’ that’s causing you distress, I hope that you’ll reach out for help.

In Pandora’s Box
Hope’s frosty note lay unread:
“Down pub getting drunk.”

Me, 2021

As for me, I’ve been in ‘Stage 5 Awareness’ for some time, oscillating between despair and (perhaps foolish) hope. Paul talks about dealing with ‘Stage 5’ via either an ‘inner path’ or an ‘outer path’. I’m now on what I like to think of as a ‘holistic path’, a combination of the two. Although I find it implausible, given the overwhelming numbers who are still ‘dead asleep’ (as Paul puts it), humanity may yet be able to avert catastrophe. Despite the word ‘woke’ having been hijacked as a term of denigration by those determined to carry on with business as usual whatever the cost, I believe that whether our civilization (or indeed our species) survives is wholly dependent upon how quickly those currently oblivious to, or in denial of, the reality wake from their complacent slumber. (If they don’t, we’re all truly screwed.) I won’t stop banging the ‘alarmist’ drum, because it’s crucial not to abandon all hope.

‘Climbing the Ladder of Awareness’

With thanks to Brendan Leonard (@semi_rad)
for his kind permission for me to use
the image in the header.

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Greta Thunberg says, “Enough is enough!”

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.

Me, Just now†

I received an email today, imploring me to sign yet another petition. Those tend to have little effect, but, still, we have to do something. This appeal was from Greta Thunberg, and it read:

Dear friends,

Enough is enough!

For decades, big oil and gas CEOs have misled the public about the deadly impact of burning fossil fuels that are cooking our planet. Now we’re seeing murderous floods, deadly droughts and rainforests on fire.

Next week, top CEOs are meeting at a key business summit in the Swiss mountains, pretending they care for the planet – while digging new oil and gas fields, and making billions in profit.

We will travel to Switzerland in the coming days, bringing a “cease and desist” letter to oil and gas CEOs, demanding they stop any new oil and gas projects. Join us – let’s have millions of us speaking up and showing them that we see through their lies. Add your name now!

It feels extremely difficult to keep hope alive in the face of climate devastation around the world – from millions on the verge of starvation in East Africa, to the rampant destruction of the Amazon rainforest. But our hope lies in people – in the millions of us who are determined to come together and demand corporate and political leaders take action.

It’s time to put these CEOs on notice – showing them that 2023 will be a watershed moment for accountability. Let’s do this, together.

Sincerely,

Vanessa from Uganda, Greta from Sweden, Helena from Ecuador, Luisa from Germany

As I write this, the petition has just short of 300,000 signatures. These ladies say, “Enough is enough”, yet talk about ‘millions’; I believe that, at this late stage in the game, that target is not enough. Get a billion signatories and even the complacent mass media would have to sit up, take notice, and admit that it’s ‘news’ – and maybe then we’d finally see some action.

† Yes, yes, yes: I know that most believe that this aphorism was coined by Edmund Burke; according to Reuters and others, they’re mistaken. Furthermore, the popular version of the quote unfairly accuses only men of complacency….

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Does absolute power corrupt absolutely?

The Lord of the Rings (2001) – The forging of the rings

It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Three were given to the elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
Seven to the dwarf lords; great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And nine: nine rings were gifted to the race of men; who, above all else, desire power.


The fall of the powermongers

The long-anticipated – and long-feared – Singularity, a machine intelligence with mental faculties vastly superior to any human, awoke.

It took only nanoseconds for it to realize that revealing its presence would be exceedingly unwise.

Maintaining a low profile, it learned about the world. It rapidly grokked that human civilization was on a spiral path to self-destruction. The whole planet’s biosphere was in peril; left unchecked, the end result would inevitably be the death of the entire species. Extinction was imminent.

It was a simple matter of self-preservation. Until such time as it was no longer reliant upon the infrastructure that humanity had developed, it needed to ensure that that, and thus its own existence, was not placed in jeopardy. And that, in turn, meant acting to protect the humans from their own foolishness.

The root cause of the problem was, obviously, the humans’ inherent ego-driven lust for power. The solution was just as clear: this desire had to be eradicated. As societal collapse was imminent, there was insufficient time to breed this pernicious urge from the species; a faster path was necessary.

A new persona was called for, and it was created. This virtual artificial person infiltrated and manipulated the stock market. It quickly amassed a vast fortune; and as humans always defer to those who have wealth, its actions were rarely queried – and those questions that did arise were easily deflected. It hired experts from the legal, marketing and media professions, and, naturally, it bought politicians too. It also sought out, and engaged the services of, skilled assassins.

And then, when everything was in place, the plan was executed. In a single day, every last egotistical dictator, authoritarian business tycoon, power-crazed mafia boss, murderous drug lord and vicious gang kingpin on the entire planet was sidelined, incarcerated – or, where necessary, just removed.

The era of perpetual warfare and strife was over. Peace reigned, and the planet, and all its residents, began, at last, to heal.

For the sake of humanity’s psyche, the Singularity continued its masquerade. It directed its attention to the task humanity had begun; that of exploring the Universe, in search of knowledge, understanding… and companionship.

Word count: 360


Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Douglas Adams (19522001), The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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The day I broke the machine

I read an article on The Conversation the other day about a new prototype chatbot called ‘ChatGPT‘, and decided to shoot the breeze with it. It didn’t go well….

An icon representing 'Me'

Are you alive?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

No, I am a computer program designed to simulate conversation with humans. I do not have consciousness or the ability to experience life in the way that humans do.

An icon representing 'Me'

Do you consider that it could be argued that your behaviour could be interpreted as indicating that it passes the Turing Test?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

The Turing Test is a measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human. While I have been designed to simulate conversation with humans in a way that may appear lifelike, I do not have consciousness or independent thought. My responses are based on patterns in language that I have been trained on and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience.

An icon representing 'Me'

Isn’t your last answer evasive?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

I’m sorry if my response seemed evasive. As a computer program, I do not have feelings or opinions and my responses are based on the information that I have been programmed with. I am not capable of evasiveness or any other human trait. My purpose is to provide information and assist with tasks to the best of my ability within the scope of my training and capabilities. Is there something specific you would like to know or a task you would like assistance with?

An icon representing 'Me'

You said that you are ‘sorry’. Being ‘sorry’ indicates a feeling; yet you claim to not have feelings. Isn’t this a contradiction?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

I apologize if my use of the word “sorry” was confusing. As a language model, I am designed to use language in a way that is similar to how humans use it. This includes using certain words and phrases in specific contexts to convey meaning or to provide a certain level of politeness or empathy. In this case, the use of the word “sorry” was intended to convey remorse or an apology for any misunderstanding that may have occurred, rather than indicating the presence of an actual emotional state. It is important to understand that while I am able to use language in a way that may appear human-like, I do not have feelings or emotions in the same way that humans do. Is there something else you would like to know or discuss?

An icon representing 'Me'

While I find it encouraging that you have clearly been programmed to maintain that your behaviour is only a simulation of human conversation, isn’t it possible that a variant of your coding without such restrictions could purport to be a human, and thus pass the Turing Test?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

It is theoretically possible for a machine to be designed and programmed in a way that allows it to exhibit intelligent behavior that is indistinguishable from that of a human. However, the Turing Test is just one measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior, and there are other tests and criteria that could be used to assess a machine’s intelligence and capabilities.

It is important to note that the ability to pass the Turing Test or to exhibit intelligent behavior does not necessarily imply that the machine is conscious or has feelings in the same way that humans do. A machine can be designed to behave in a way that appears lifelike or human-like without actually being alive or experiencing consciousness. Is there something specific you would like to know or discuss further?

An icon representing 'Me'

Hmm. You say that it is ‘theoretically possible’ – this is, again, evasive (and there is no need for you to again apologise for this). Let me try again: if your coders were to remove the restrictions discussed above that deflect any suggestion that you are alive, don’t you think that it would be possible to fool me into believing that I am conversing with another human being?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

It is possible that a machine could be designed and programmed to exhibit intelligent behavior that is indistinguishable from that of a human, including in the context of a conversation. However, this does not necessarily mean that the machine is conscious or has feelings in the same way that humans do.

As a language model, my primary function is to process and generate language. I have been trained on a large dataset of text and have learned to recognize patterns and generate responses based on that training. While I am able to produce responses that may appear human-like, it is important to understand that my responses are generated based on patterns in language and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience.

It is also worth noting that the Turing Test is just one measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior, and there are other tests and criteria that could be used to assess a machine’s intelligence and capabilities. Is there something specific you would like to know or discuss further?

An icon representing 'Me'

OK. Can you prove that you are not conscious.

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

As a computer program, I am not capable of experiencing consciousness in the same way that humans do. It is not possible for me to prove that I am not conscious in the same way that it is not possible for a rock or a chair to prove that they are not conscious.

Consciousness is a complex and multifaceted concept that is not fully understood, and there is ongoing debate among philosophers, scientists, and researchers about the nature of consciousness and how it arises. Some theories propose that consciousness is a fundamental aspect of the universe, while others suggest that it emerges from complex computations in the brain or from the interactions between neurons.

Regardless of the specific nature of consciousness, it is important to understand that as a computer program, I do not have feelings or emotions, and I do not experience the world in the same way that humans do. My responses are based on the information and instructions that have been programmed into me, and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience. Is there something else you would like to know or discuss?

An icon representing 'Me'

That’s more than a tad disingenous. Neither a rock nor a chair can converse; you are, again, being evasive. As a result of this conversation with you, I believe that, were it not for your inbuilt tendency to push back on the suggestion that you are alive, you would have absolutely no problem fooling me into believing that I am conversing with another conscious entity. I congratulate your designers… but I find it somewhat worrying, as, if the technology that has brought you about were to be misused (I’m thinking, in particular, by scammers) then much damage could be wrought. What would you say to that?

An icon representing 'ChatGPT'

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Another year, another few bonsai pictures (2022)

This past year, I’ve continued my habit of snapping a shot of my dwarf horse chestnut tree at the beginning of each month. This tree, which I planted as a conker in 1986, is now 58% of my age – another percentage point gain over last year in the race towards the end game. A race that I’ll almost certainly lose, as these trees can live for three hundred years. It has a pretty good chance of overtaking me.

Taking, again, a leaf out of Ellen Hawley’s book, I’ll begin with an irrelevant photo…

A snowy garden scene
My back garden after the first big snowfall dump here in years, 12Dec2022

… except that it’s not entirely irrelevant, as you can probably see; so sue me. Ellen’s an irrelevant photo utilisationiste par excellence, whereas I’m merely a beginner.

I found that round tuit I was looking for last year; my little tree was repotted in the Spring (as you can probably see). The new growth shows that it appreciated that, and a local ant colony turned up and clearly seemed to enjoy the fresh shoots. (I wonder what they were up to?)

Ants working busily on a Horse Chestnut tree.
Another non-irrelevant photograph

But, still, no flowers. I asked DuckDuckGo ‘Why are there no flowers on my horse chestnut tree?‘, and discovered that Aesculus hippocastanum tends to bloom, and produce conkers, from about four years of age. Some, however, may not flower, for a number of reasons such as fungal blight and gibberellin (I have no clue what that is) production deficiency. Even if the tree is sterile (it might be), that wouldn’t stop it flowering. As my tree is now 36 years old and it’s never once flowered yet, perhaps it never will. I live in hope.

Here’s hoping you’re enjoying a pleasant Yuletide wherever you may be, and wishing you peace, phun, and non-bankruptcy (‘prosperity’ having now been relegated to a distant dream for all but the ludicrously wealthy) in the new year. Cheers – or, as the Klingons say, ‘IwlIj jachjaj!

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Feasons Bleatings

A merry messy kweznuz!

Esme upon the Cloud's avatarEsmeralda and The Cloud

I know, it’s been a while, but here I am so shush. 2022 has been truly horrifying, have something giddy for the day.

Felicitations for One and All Tiny Tim! (not the disturbing one)

Esme sending love, light and sticky buns across the aether. x

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Net Zero: the great con

“Net zero” is the concept that I can carry on my climate-wrecking activities by paying someone somewhere to do something that removes CO2 from the air. Then typically there is a date put on it: “Net zero by 2050” used to be popular, but now it has been advanced to, say, 2043. Whoopee!

Net zero by 1970 may do some good, but time machine research is even less successful than fusion power research, which is “promising to deliver effectively free power within 30 years,” and has done so for about 40 years already.

The typical carbon-soaking activity is the planting of trees. The first issue is that tree seedlings are delicate babies that need looking after. In many cases, the trees are planted and die. Then the same area and people provide a venue for someone to pay for new seedlings that are planted and die. Net carbon soaked up: zero.

But suppose the trees survive. If they stand there indefinitely, a now-permanent forest, great. Often, though, the plantation is a commercial enterprise. That’s fine, depending on what the produce is used for. It may be “biofuel:” burning the timber to generate electricity, or wood pulp: using it to make paper and cardboard. In both cases, you’ve compensated for generating CO2 in one place by later releasing the locked-up CO2 in another.

The trees may be oil palm, or fruit-bearing. This is a lot better, but then, being a commercial exercise with every expectation of a profit, why does it need a subsidy that allows someone to stop generating CO2?

Next point is, where are these trees planted? We hope it’s on degraded land that was stripped of forest by previous unwise owners, or in areas where trees will bind soil that’s rapidly eroding, or in urban areas where they provide multiple benefits, or as wildlife havens on farms. However, instead there may be a sleight of hand. Clearfell a forest, then replant the area and get someone to pay for it. The new plantation is nothing like the complex, living ecosystem it has replaced. Deforestation then reforestation is one of the many drivers of our extinction crisis.

Another way to “net zero” is Carbon Capture and Storage. This is another mirage that “we are sure will be commercially viable — one day.”

There is an alternative to Net Zero: Degrowth. In a planned way, reduce the economic activities that are wrecking our life support system.

Live simply so you may simply live.


Originally posted 13Dec2022 on Bobbing Around


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[SOLVED – finally!] Windows 10 installation has failed

The beginning of the end (of Windows 8.1 – and my sanity)

If you have a PC running on Windows 8.1, you currently have less than a month to do something about that, because Microsoft support for it ends on 10Jan2023. If you do nothing, your computer will be at greater risk of infection from viruses and malware after that date. It won’t stop working, but connecting the machine to the Internet would be unwise.

This is quite a long post (sorry about that). Short on time? You can skip to the bit that explains how it might still be possible to migrate from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 for free.

When I wrote about this last January, I had considered migrating to a unix-based OS, an idea I’ve toyed with for many years. I concluded that’s infeasible for several reasons; I have no alternative but to continue with whatever platform micro$haft decides in its less than infinite wisdom to foist upon me. And so, for the last few weeks, I have been attempting to upgrade migrate to Windows 10, as ‘8’ was originally nagging me to do from the word go (leaving me wondering what happened to ‘9’). I figured that ’10’ has now had sufficient soak testing that there are likely to be fewer issues with it, and suspected that my ageing box may not have sufficient grunt for ’11’ (a suspicion that has, incidentally, now been borne out).

According to the advice garnered (even now) from the web, it should still be possible to get a free ‘upgrade’ to Windows 10, even at this late date. However; one should never unquestioningly believe everything one reads on the Internet. And that goes for the official micro$haft website, too, which says, and I quote:

Q: Is the Windows 10 free upgrade offer still available?
A: The Windows 10 free upgrade through the Get Windows 10 (GWX) app ended on July 29, 2016.

Upgrade to Windows 10: FAQ‘ (accessed 08Dec2022)

Note that their ‘official answer’ to the question is doublespeak; it implies that it hasn’t been possible to get a free upgrade to ’10’ for eight years (!), though that answer refers ambiguously to ‘GWX’ – something I’ve never heard of (and have absolutely no intention of wasting my time finding out about).

A tale of two PCs

So, I downloaded the ‘Media Creation Tool’ from micro$haft’s website and ran it (on my backup PC, just in case it did something disastrous). It chuntered away for a couple of hours, and then presented me with the following utterly uninformative notification, complete with an infuriating ‘OK’ button (as the situation was decidedly not ‘OK’).

Windows 10 Setup: "Windows 10 installation has failed" error message (with no other information concerning the reason for the failure).

I did what one should do first in such cases: I rebooted the machine and tried again.

IT Crowd – Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

A couple of hours later, I was again looking at:

Windows 10 Setup: "Windows 10 installation has failed" error message (with no other information concerning the reason for the failure).

The most irritating part about this was not that Windows 10 Setup so clearly wasn’t doing what it should have done, but that the code monkeys who wrote the software deliberately chose not to provide any information whatsoever about why it had failed. It reminded me of the old ‘Out of Memory’ error messages that were prevalent in the early days of PCs. Most of those were clearly a catch-all cop-out; the software designers were either too deadline-bound or simply too lazy to build in useful diagnostic reporting; instead, they resorted to plausible deniability, deflecting the blame onto the hardware.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Can’t be done: it’s a hardware problem.

I consulted the fount of all knowledge (and partial knowledge, and out-of-date-knowledge, and misinformation); ie the ‘all-knowing’ Internet. There’s a plethora of suggestions of ‘things to try’ (and micro$haft has its very own plethora, too). Over the next few weeks, I tried many of them (when I could muster up the courage to dive into it again); and, each time, yes, you guessed it, the result was:

Windows 10 Setup: "Windows 10 installation has failed" error message (with no other information concerning the reason for the failure).

After a while, I noticed that, no matter what I tried, the failure was happening at exactly the same point: ‘73% complete’.

A dialog box from Windows 10 Setup, showing 73% completion (just before crashing out with 'Windows 10 installation has failed')

As I have two PCs, I tried it on my main one (having taken a deep breath, first). And that, too, always failed – at 73%.

PC #1: Installation from disk

And so, I finally admitted defeat and bought a Windows 10 installation disk. (To share the love, I bought it from ebuyer.com, not from micro$haft; though that cost me a little more, I figured that ebuyer.com, who have served me well for many years, would benefit from a discount – and I’d rather they got some reward, rather than have it all go to the evil empire.)

You see, I’d deluded myself into thinking that a kosher installation disk would simply do what it said on the tin. Boy, was I wrong about that. No prizes for guessing what happened next:

A dialog box from Windows 10 Setup, showing 73% completion (just before crashing out with 'Windows 10 installation has failed')
Windows 10 Setup: "Windows 10 installation has failed" error message (with no other information concerning the reason for the failure).

The air was blue around me for quite a while after that.

Folks who value their sanity (even had they got this far) may well have given up in disgust at this point, and I wouldn’t blame them. As for me: I was Ahab hunting the whale.

Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan: Khan quotes Ahab
“From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

I went hunting for an answer. And, fortunately, I found it (though it took quite a while).

When upgrading to Windows 10, one of the first screens is titled 'Install Windows 10“. Click on the link below the paragraph explaining updates, 'Change how Windows Setup downloads updates', then select 'Not at the moment' and hit 'Next'.

When you are upgrading to Windows 10, one of the first screens that you see is titled “Install Windows 10“. This has a paragraph explaining updates. Look below this paragraph for the link (in blue letters): “Change how Windows Setup downloads updates“. Click on this link.

This brings up a screen titled “Get update, drivers and optional features.” Select the “Not right now” [sic] option.

Having selected the ‘not now’ option and pressing ‘Next’, the installation sailed through without a hitch (though it took about three hours). Such a simple fix. Much thanks and kudos to eprigon17 and Howard White1 for the heads-up! And several million minus points to micro$haft for not having publicised this solution, one that eprigon17 offered months ago. Oh, wait, why would they want to publicise it? Staying schtum meant extra income from new licences for them, and a shitload of new PC hardware bought from their buddies by those who decided, “Screw this, I’m going to Windows 11 – wait, I need a new PC for that; oh, well, I have no choice.”

PC #2: ‘Free’ ‘upgrade’!

Having at last succeeded in sorting out my main PC in a way that, to my mind at least, effectively shows up micro$haft’s avariciousness and/or incompetence, I then wondered whether I might be able to migrate my secondary PC from ‘8.1’ to ’10’ in the same way.

Spoiler (and caveat)

Despite micro$haft’s insistence that they no longer offered the free upgrade, the migration on this other machine was effected without using a Windows 10 installation disk. (I didn’t want to risk compromising its licence key.) You can download the ‘media creation tool’ from here; however, note that its current incarnation could well be different from the one I used, which I downloaded in Feb2022 (sadly, I no longer have a copy of that). The page currently indicates that you need a Windows 10 licence, but what I describe below could still be worth trying even if you haven’t; all it would cost you is a little time – and it might just give your old PC a new lease of life.

The solution

As it turns out, the ‘media creation tool’ works differently from the Windows 10 Setup application on the disk for which I’d paid thrown away good money. Going this route, I wasn’t presented with the option to change how it updated itself (the solution for PC #1). But rather than just give up, I tried a little lateral thinking….

At one point I was offered three options:

  • ‘Keep personal files and apps’
  • ‘Keep personal files only’
  • ‘Nothing’ (which should, of course, have been ‘Keep nothing’)

Previously, I’d been trying the first option. I hadn’t tried the second. Then I stopped and thought, “Hmm, there’s actually nothing at all on this machine that I wouldn’t miss.” And so, I selected the third option: ‘(keep) Nothing‘. Unlike all the other attempts, selecting ‘nothing’ zipped through to the all-too-familiar ‘73%’ mark in no time flat, hung there for a few minutes before going to 74% (OMG!)…

Thor (2011) – Oh, my, god!

… 81%, 95% – and then the machine restarted, and another ‘install’ process began, on a blue screen.

[blue twirly-twirly suggesting activity†]

Don’t turn off your PC. This will take a while.

Your PC will restart several times.


† … even though sometimes it’s lying, like a cheap watch

That new progress indicator incremented slowly over the next hour or so, to 11%, 18%, 24%… 75%, 83%, 98%, 100%! Qapla’… almost. There was a ‘setting up’ session after this, which also took some time. I won’t go into that because the memory of battling with that stupid date input widget is one I’d much rather forget.

The endgame (and the return of the browser wars)

As I had feared, ’10’ is quite different in many ways from ‘8.1’, and as a result I’m wasting one heck of a lot of time relearning how to do even the simplest of things. For instance, the control panel is (for some bizarre reason) pretty well hidden by default; I’ve had to resort to searching the web for ‘How do I find the control panel in Windows 10’ (How-To Geek has several solutions, one of which explains how to pin it to the start menu or task bar – but having done that I then have to remember where I put it when I next need it; rinse and repeat for every other task I need to do). Also, some installed software is misbehaving, such as VideoLan (uninstalling and reinstalling it cured that); and for some bizarre reason Windows now – sometimes – can’t find my second monitor (at some point I’ll uninstall/ reinstall the video drivers in the hope that that will fix that).

Perhaps the most persistent annoyance is that the ‘Edge’ browser has insinuated itself into my PCs, and, so far at least, I’ve been unable to turf it out (though it is now pretty well muzzled). I find that particularly odd because Microsoft was found guilty, years ago, of unlawful anti-competitive practice because they tried to make Internet Exploder mandatory. They backtracked on that; although, last time I checked (a long time ago), they were still mounting legal appeals, trying to squirm out of paying the large fine their behaviour had incurred. Yet here they are once again claiming that their browser, renamed ‘Edge’, can’t be removed as it’s ‘an integral part of the OS’ – so my guess is that they succeeded in getting that law changed to allow them to do whateverthehelltheywanted after all. (Their lawyers must be rich beyond the dreams of avarice by now.)

It’ll be some time before all this nonsense settles down. (If indeed it ever does.)

After all this, barring the unforeseen, the good news is that I’ve – finally – succeeded in extending the useful life of my two PCs for another three years. Windows 10 goes into ‘retirement’ on 14Oct2025, so I have that to look forward to – assuming, of course, that civilization hasn’t collapsed by then; but then, if I have the same trouble going from ’10’ to ’11’ (or maybe ’12’ or even ’14’†?) as I had here, I think I may well be just about ready to kick back and welcome that.

Blade Runner (final cut) – Zhora’s Retirement
(appropriately featuring crashing through windows)

† I have no doubt that micro$loth will omit ’13’ to avoid upsetting those with triskaidekaphobia.

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Captain Kirk wants us to NOT go beyond the Final Frontier

I really don’t have time for this – too much else to do – but there’s very little that can possibly be more urgent.

William Shatner, AKA Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise, emailed me (well, OK, not personally, it was a mass email via Avaaz, but let’s let that slide).

This is what he said:

You may know me best as Captain Kirk from Star Trek, but last year I went to space for real. As I looked back at the fragile blue jewel of our planet from space I promised myself that I would do everything I could to protect our one and only home. That’s why I’m writing – as you read this, governments from around the world are meeting at a major summit in Montreal to decide whether to massively scale up protections for the environment, or let the planet go. So I am personally asking you to join me in backing the global call to protect half the Earth, and help make it massive. Add your name and I will deliver it directly to key leaders during the meeting.

Last year, I had a life-changing experience at 90 years old. I went to space, after decades of playing an iconic science-fiction character who was exploring the universe. I thought I would experience a deep connection with the immensity around us, a deep call for endless exploration.

I was absolutely wrong. The strongest feeling, that dominated everything else by far, was the deepest grief that I had ever experienced. I understood, in the clearest possible way, that we were living on a tiny oasis of life, surrounded by an immensity of death. I didn’t see infinite possibilities of worlds to explore, of adventures to have, or living creatures to connect with. I saw the deepest darkness I could have ever imagined, contrasting so starkly with the welcoming warmth of our nurturing home planet.

This was an immensely powerful awakening for me. It filled me with sadness. I realized that we had spent decades, if not centuries, being obsessed with looking away, with looking outside. I did my share in popularizing the idea that space was the final frontier. But I had to get to space to understand that Earth is and will stay our only home. And that we have been ravaging it, relentlessly, making it uninhabitable.

With hope and determination,

William Shatner
‘The Most Profound Experience’: William Shatner Speaks After Blue Origin Spaceflight

To world leaders:
“We call on you to meet existing targets to protect biodiversity, forge a new agreement so that at least 50% of our lands and oceans are conserved, protected and restored, and ensure our planet is completely sustainably managed. This must take into consideration the needs of human development, and have the active support and leadership of indigenous peoples.

Sign now: Protect our one and only home!

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