the bone book

Title: The Bone Book.
Author: loveliesfamous
Rating: PG-13.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Author Notes: This is what med students do instead of researching bones. I'm so sorry.
Summary: Pete is found reading "The Bone Book" - nobody will admit to ownership of it though and it, somehow, escalates into a drawn out fbr war.


("I was --" he coughed, "Did you know there is no penis bone?")