whatthefuckery?
...just had the strangest encounter.
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: I say old bean, have you seen my fat? (No, you haven't! Lipo.)
[00:17] olranoy: ... Hello?
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: HI!!!!
[00:17] olranoy: Do I know you? :)
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: I dont know
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: do you?
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: You were on my friends list
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: so like
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: who is this
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: cuz i dont know who this is
[00:19] olranoy: I was hoping you could drop a clue as to that, see, if you had told me that for instance you knew me, then I would have reasonably concluded that at some point I must have known you.
Sorry, that was longwinded and pedantic.
[00:19] olranoy: I'm just curious-- what was your first message about, then?
[00:19] TenuousSalmon: what first message?
[00:19] olranoy: [00:17] TenuousSalmon: I say old bean, have you seen my fat? (No, you haven't! Lipo.)
[00:17] olranoy: ... Hello?
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: HI!!!!
[00:17] olranoy: Do I know you? :)
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: lol
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: Im pretty sure i never said that
[00:20] olranoy: If you didn't send that, then it's just bizarre I suppose.
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: look
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: can you please just tell me your name
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: so we can like
[00:21] TenuousSalmon: get on with our lives
[00:21] olranoy: So, I don't know you. Would you like to change that? Don't know if you have the time for such exchanges anyway.
My name is Faith. What's yours?
[00:21] TenuousSalmon: Ryan
[00:22] olranoy: Nice to meet you, Ryan.
[00:22] TenuousSalmon: Nice to meet you too
[00:22] TenuousSalmon: Faith what?
[00:23] olranoy: Cheong. You're not a Wong, are you? Because the only Ryan I think I know is a Wong. Then again, you're probably not from Singapore as I am, so.
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: cant say as i am
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: please tell me
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: why the salmon
[00:24] TenuousSalmon: i dont get it
[00:24] olranoy: ...? That seems to be your screenname, according to my chat client.
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: your sn in olranoy
[00:25] olranoy: Yes.
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: My sn has nothing to do with salmon
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: its TenuousSalmon
[00:26] TenuousSalmon: Is this a bot?
[00:27] olranoy: I'm not a bot, and I'm assuming you're not either. But possibly the first message was sent by a bot, I'm thinking, since you didn't send it.
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: No
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: I sent a message saying
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: Jesus Sucks
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: because you have been IMing my friend
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: dont g0 quietly
[00:29] olranoy: ...O_o I'm sorry, you sent that to me? That seems... very odd. Since I didn't get those messages, and also, I haven't spoken to anyone over AIM for some... years now, and so it seems unlikely that you would be addressing me with that message.
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: Ok
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: so you havent been on aim in years
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: as you claim
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: and you suddenly come on aim
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: and IM people talking about
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: shoes
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: and jesus
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: for no particular reason
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: claiming to know them
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: is this like
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: a joke
[00:30] olranoy: No, I use AIM all the time. I just don't talk to anyone on it.
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: Then technically you dont use it
[00:31] olranoy: Well, I use it for file transfer with the few friends whom I care to transfer files to. Does that count?
[00:31] TenuousSalmon: I suppose
[00:31] olranoy: Otherwise, this is the first conversation outside that I've had over AIM since, at least two years ago.
[00:32] olranoy: ...not that it's any concern of yours, really. I'm just talking right now because it seems polite to.
[00:32] TenuousSalmon: How do you figure?
[00:34] olranoy: You seem somehow curious about the circumstances which led to us conversing, therefore I'm doing my best to satisfy your curiosity.
You know, if you don't see any point in this conversation, we can just call it a day and, as you say, "get on with our lives".
I certainly don't recall talking to people about either shoes OR jesus.
[00:44] TenuousSalmon: i know your a fucking bot
[00:44] TenuousSalmon: so cut the shit
[00:45] olranoy: ... I think I'll just block you, since you seem to be incapable of reasonable thinking. Bye.
Session Close (TenuousSalmon): Sun Jun 01 00:45:53 2008
I gotta admit, what I'm most curious about is the fact that he kept talking to me despite apparently believing I was a bot. Isn't that a bit... what's the word that means "lacks a life"? "Loser-ly"? I don't know.
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: I say old bean, have you seen my fat? (No, you haven't! Lipo.)
[00:17] olranoy: ... Hello?
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: HI!!!!
[00:17] olranoy: Do I know you? :)
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: I dont know
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: do you?
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: You were on my friends list
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: so like
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: who is this
[00:18] TenuousSalmon: cuz i dont know who this is
[00:19] olranoy: I was hoping you could drop a clue as to that, see, if you had told me that for instance you knew me, then I would have reasonably concluded that at some point I must have known you.
Sorry, that was longwinded and pedantic.
[00:19] olranoy: I'm just curious-- what was your first message about, then?
[00:19] TenuousSalmon: what first message?
[00:19] olranoy: [00:17] TenuousSalmon: I say old bean, have you seen my fat? (No, you haven't! Lipo.)
[00:17] olranoy: ... Hello?
[00:17] TenuousSalmon: HI!!!!
[00:17] olranoy: Do I know you? :)
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: lol
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: Im pretty sure i never said that
[00:20] olranoy: If you didn't send that, then it's just bizarre I suppose.
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: look
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: can you please just tell me your name
[00:20] TenuousSalmon: so we can like
[00:21] TenuousSalmon: get on with our lives
[00:21] olranoy: So, I don't know you. Would you like to change that? Don't know if you have the time for such exchanges anyway.
My name is Faith. What's yours?
[00:21] TenuousSalmon: Ryan
[00:22] olranoy: Nice to meet you, Ryan.
[00:22] TenuousSalmon: Nice to meet you too
[00:22] TenuousSalmon: Faith what?
[00:23] olranoy: Cheong. You're not a Wong, are you? Because the only Ryan I think I know is a Wong. Then again, you're probably not from Singapore as I am, so.
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: cant say as i am
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: please tell me
[00:23] TenuousSalmon: why the salmon
[00:24] TenuousSalmon: i dont get it
[00:24] olranoy: ...? That seems to be your screenname, according to my chat client.
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: your sn in olranoy
[00:25] olranoy: Yes.
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: My sn has nothing to do with salmon
[00:25] TenuousSalmon: its TenuousSalmon
[00:26] TenuousSalmon: Is this a bot?
[00:27] olranoy: I'm not a bot, and I'm assuming you're not either. But possibly the first message was sent by a bot, I'm thinking, since you didn't send it.
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: No
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: I sent a message saying
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: Jesus Sucks
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: because you have been IMing my friend
[00:27] TenuousSalmon: dont g0 quietly
[00:29] olranoy: ...O_o I'm sorry, you sent that to me? That seems... very odd. Since I didn't get those messages, and also, I haven't spoken to anyone over AIM for some... years now, and so it seems unlikely that you would be addressing me with that message.
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: Ok
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: so you havent been on aim in years
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: as you claim
[00:29] TenuousSalmon: and you suddenly come on aim
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: and IM people talking about
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: shoes
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: and jesus
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: for no particular reason
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: claiming to know them
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: is this like
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: a joke
[00:30] olranoy: No, I use AIM all the time. I just don't talk to anyone on it.
[00:30] TenuousSalmon: Then technically you dont use it
[00:31] olranoy: Well, I use it for file transfer with the few friends whom I care to transfer files to. Does that count?
[00:31] TenuousSalmon: I suppose
[00:31] olranoy: Otherwise, this is the first conversation outside that I've had over AIM since, at least two years ago.
[00:32] olranoy: ...not that it's any concern of yours, really. I'm just talking right now because it seems polite to.
[00:32] TenuousSalmon: How do you figure?
[00:34] olranoy: You seem somehow curious about the circumstances which led to us conversing, therefore I'm doing my best to satisfy your curiosity.
You know, if you don't see any point in this conversation, we can just call it a day and, as you say, "get on with our lives".
I certainly don't recall talking to people about either shoes OR jesus.
[00:44] TenuousSalmon: i know your a fucking bot
[00:44] TenuousSalmon: so cut the shit
[00:45] olranoy: ... I think I'll just block you, since you seem to be incapable of reasonable thinking. Bye.
Session Close (TenuousSalmon): Sun Jun 01 00:45:53 2008
I gotta admit, what I'm most curious about is the fact that he kept talking to me despite apparently believing I was a bot. Isn't that a bit... what's the word that means "lacks a life"? "Loser-ly"? I don't know.