💩 Pandora's Box of Shit | Sara | Substack

Welcome to Pandora’s Box of Shit!

Ready to open the lid? Stick a peg on your nose, grab a plunger and let’s dive right in!

Sep 24, 2024 • Sara

Want to know my 2026 word of the year?

It’s the moment no one has been waiting for.

Jan 13 • Sara

2025: A Personal Performance Review

There’s a high chance I need to pack up my desk

Dec 31, 2025 • Sara

And so this is Christmas (in Australia)

If the deadly wildlife doesn't get you, multiple melanomas probably will

Dec 24, 2025 • Sara

The Enshittification of The Elf is Complete

He was supposed to keep kids in line — not headline a 25-night Broadway season, FFS.

Dec 11, 2025 • Sara

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I bought a pizza oven and opened a portal to hell

Dec 2, 2025 • Sara

My kids will eat what I eat (and other stupid shit I believed before I had kids)

Nov 19, 2024 • Sara

A generational war has broken out on my street

Jun 8, 2025 • Sara

I accidentally had 3 kids in 2 years (Pt. 2)

Feb 18, 2025 • Sara

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