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I Accidentally Became the Office Expert on Something I Know Nothing About

One confident nod in a meeting and now I'm leading a committee.

Dec 14, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

Went Outside for Fresh Air and Got Hit by a Leaf Going Ninety

This stupid thing sliced across my face like nature was sick of my attitude.

Nov 30, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

Why Kayaking Was A Mistake And Also The Best Decision I Made All Year

I touched water for six seconds and understood the meaning of life and also the desire to go home.

Nov 23, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

Reappearing Like A Person Who Definitely Didn’t Ghost Their Entire Substack

A masterclass in pretending everything is fine.

Nov 16, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

The Day I Decided to Be Chill and Immediately Developed Hives

Relaxation should not feel like a medical emergency.

Oct 10, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

I Tried to Be a "Morning Person" and Accidentally Joined a Cult

I thought 5am would fix my life. Instead I discovered the dark side of productivity culture.

Oct 7, 2025 • Michelle J 🔥

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