Professor: I make no sense to myself, I’m surprised I know my own name. Why? Because life sucks. But I have a nice jacket!
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
Professor: I make no sense to myself, I’m surprised I know my own name. Why? Because life sucks. But I have a nice jacket!
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
Old woman to granddaughter: I saw her the other day, and all the fat from her face has slipped down to her boobs.
Piccadilly Circus
London
England
Overheard by: lola
Woman: It was a disaster. The bride was doing back-bends in the parking lot.
Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Girl #1: Hanging out with him on his birthday was so much fun!
Girl #2: Oh, I heard about that! He went to jail, right?
Brooklyn Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Glad they’re not my friends
Brunette girl: Well, they were blondes, but they were natural blondes, so not like, hot blondes.
Melbourne
Australia
Bimbette #1: … So, after he called in to quit for me, I’m sure everyone was like, ‘He must be one of those, like, abusive boyfriends who won’t let her work!’
Bimbette #2: That’d be okay, though.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/oh_thats_why_they_stay.html
Overheard by: an invisible fiend
Chick #1: Sarah took her retarded sister-in-law to the game last night. They ended up getting drunk and going to a strip club. She really is retarded.
Chick #2: Like, literally retarded?
Chick #1: Yeah.
Chick #2: Well, that sounds like an interesting night…
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Wish I could’ve been there
20-something on cell: My soul is not a constipated gerbil!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl: An Ambien in the shower is almost as good as a Screwdriver in the shower.
Lexington, Virginia
Overheard by: Kelly
Hipster boy: I mean, yeah, I’d buy it, but I would not have sex with it. I wouldn’t fuck it. I’d just buy it.
Oberlin, Ohio
