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2night's inspiration:
[22:54] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) what is a chorizo
[22:54] [witches]: ("designer pussy" chrswith1eye) sausage~**~
[22:55] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) official or just slang
[22:55] [witches]: (danceofdays67) nah its officially like meat
[22:55] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) steve you are so gross
[22:56] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) we would be great friends
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: have you seriously never had chorizo
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: like even i know what soul food is
[22:56] [witches]: (danceofdays67) uh oh
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: jk ilu


take this fucking bolillo and cut it in half like burger bread, turn on your stove and use a fucking comal

put the two halves of bolillo face down, maybe add a LITTLE BIT of butter to the comal like, rub it on the comal etc and let the bolillo toast a little

take the chorizo out of the baggie and put that shit on a frying pan

do NOT add vegetable oil to this, the juice from the chorizo will work just fine

that's motherfucking chorizo just throw that shit in there and let it cook then throw some eggs in there and let it all mix the fuck up ok

don't forget about the bolillo set that shit aside ok and your scrambled eggs/chorizo will look something like this only not as ugly


if you WANT, you can add a little bit of black pepper, but i'd definitely suggest throwing some salt on there



get out some fucking mayonnaise and spread that shit on your bolillo where it got toasted

AND DON'T USE MIRACLE WHIP that shit's for pussy bitches and people who were obviously born with reversed taste buds

anyway now that your chorizo/scrambled eggs is all nice and cooked pour that shit in your bolillo then add some fucking AVOCADO SLICES


it is now a BREAKFAST TORTA

and no I wouldn't put tomato/lettuce in there wtf this shit isn't a fucking salasd BITCH
eat that shit UP and orgasm straight out of your mouth