I received these in my email this morning.  More quarantine humor.  Good for a laugh, maybe just a smile. But good nonetheless.

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician

Ontario has banned groups larger then 5.  If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who the least favorite is.

The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.

Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

If this keeps up, I will be pouring wine on my cereal

Today’s Weather.  Room temperature.

30 days hath September, April, June, and November.  All the rest have 31 except March which had 8000

Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly,  Now weed’s legal and schools closed.  Damn kids are living the dream.

This is stupid.  I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as rum and coke

If you get an email with the Subject “Knock, Knock”, don’t open it. It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.

After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside. I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them. Now I understand dogs.

Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Las Vegas in my house.  We’re losing money by the minute.  Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.  No one knows what the hell time it is.

Have a great day