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1x9: Ludlow's Fourth Hottest Professor
Thriving in and out of the classroom, Greg empowers the hockey team before a key game. Meanwhile, Archie receives feedback on his book and Katie focuses on getting tenure, which reveals the extent of her parents' involvement in her life.

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next week is the season finale!

1x6: Newport, New Problems
The group spends the weekend in a historic Newport mansion; Alicia plans a tea party with some unusual guests that leave the women with a lot of questions; Liz hosts a masquerade dinner where truths are revealed; Kelsey shocks the ladies with news about her relationship and confronts Rosie about some surprising rumors.

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It's getting personal. #Euphoria

Stream new episodes of #Euphoria on Sundays at 9pm ET on HBO Max.

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Ziwe interviews comedian Ramy Youssef.



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The Great Divide by Noah Kahan debuts at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 389k units. It becomes his first number one album. The 21-track set opens with 370k, powered by 170k in pure sales and 200m+ streams— the largest streaming debut so far this year, and biggest since Taylor Swift's album The Life of a Showgirl.

Kahan’s debut marks the biggest week for a rock album since the charts started measuring by units at the end of 2014. It also becomes the third-biggest week for an album in 2026 behind BTS’ Arirang (641,000 units) and Harry Styles’ Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally (430,000 units). The Great Divide also had the biggest vinyl sales week for a rock album since electronic tracking began in 1991, with 118,000 units sold across nine vinyl variants.

Noah Kahan Earns First No. 1 Album on Billboard 200 With ‘The Great Divide’https://t.co/VfUdNdiWza

— billboard (@billboard) May 3, 2026

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‘KEHLANI’ by Kehlani debuts at #4 on the Billboard 200 with 69K units (24K pure sales).

It becomes her fourth top 10 album. pic.twitter.com/ogi0AwsX1f

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) May 3, 2026

Kehlani earns their fourth top 10-charted album on the Billboard 200 as their self-titled set debuts at No. 4 with 69,000 equivalent album units earned — the biggest debut for an R&B album by a woman in 2026.

Kehlani was released on five vinyl variants (including a signed edition), six CD variants (including multiple signed editions), and via a standard digital and streaming edition and a deluxe Uncut digital download edition with 10 additional tracks on iTunes.

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Kacey Musgraves visited stores in an armadillo costume during the release weekend of her new album ‘Middle of Nowhere’:

“Excuse me, do you guys have the new Kacey Musgraves album?”

“I don't recognize that name...” pic.twitter.com/rsOJjjCkBg

— Pop Base (@PopBase) May 3, 2026

Kacey Musgraves visited Wal*Mart, Barnes & Nobles, and Target in a armadillo suit to promote her seventh studio album, Middle of Nowhere.



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Submitting early so that I can go take a nap 😴

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After no races in April, we're finally back with the Miami Grand Prix! 🌴🦩☀️

- The race has been moved to an earlier start time due to the weather forecast. Heavy rainstorms are expected in the afternoon when the original start was scheduled. It will now start at 1pm local time
- Lando Norris won the Sprint Race ahead of Oscar Piastri and Charles Leclerc
- Kimi Antonelli starts the race from pole, with Verstappen in P2 and Leclerc in P3

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Here's the grid for today:

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Box Office: 'The Devil Wears Prada 2' Dazzles With $77 Million Domestic Debut; Powers to $233 Million Worldwide https://t.co/cdgP1Gn2K6

— Variety (@Variety) May 3, 2026

The Devil Wears Prada 2, the sequel twenty years in the making, made $77 million at the domestic box office this weekend and $156.6 million overseas, for a total of $233.6 million in its opening weekend. This is nearly triple the original film's opening weekend in 2006, but the budget for that one was $40 million while the budget for the sequel is $100 million. That is already proving to be money very well spent for Disney in one weekend's time - the film has the fourth biggest opening of 2026. Reviews were mixed, but audiences gave it an A- Cinemascore.

Michael had very strong legs in its second weekend, falling just 44% for a take of $54 million. It has made $183.8 million domestic and $423 million worldwide.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie ended up in third place with $12.1 million in its fourth weekend of release, bringing its domestic gross to $402.67 million and more than $900 million worldwide.

In fourth place was Project Hail Mary, taking in $8.5 million in its seventh weekend of release. To date, it has brought in $318 million domestic and $638.4 million worldwide.

New Neon horror film Hokum rounded out the top five with $6.4 million from 1800+ theaters. The Ireland-set, Adam Scott-starring film earned a B Cinemascore grade, which is excellent for a horror film.

The Angel Studios production of Animal Farm, which garnered terrible reviews and a C- Cinemascore, made $3.3 million, which was good for sixth place.

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