Title: Fluid Theory (or: From Russia with Lube) (aka This Is What Happens When I Don’t Have a Song)
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Evgeni Malkin/OFC, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Summary: He’s fled his home country for the NHL; hooking up should be simple.

Language barrier + Geno’s extracurriculars. Yield: Unexpected. (see end notes)

Warnings: Non-explicit het? Clumsily poking around someone else’s language while having a dirty mind? Brief inclusion of real-life relationship (and it is really very brief)? Questionable infidelity?
A/N: Subtitle is entirely Axis2ClusterB’s fault (mostly I am mad I did not get there first ;D). Thanks also for the beta, and being my lifepartner in ficcing codependence. The fails are all mine.
Disclaimer: As ever, if you found this by Googling yourself or someone you know/are related to/are intimate with, the thing to do here is turn around and stop your filthy Googling habits. I own none of these people, nor do I know them, this is all the non-profit fruits of a vivid imagination (and also a dirty mind). Again, no money is being made, please do not sue.

( He’s fled his home country for the NHL; hooking up should be simple.Collapse )

Also available at AO3 here.

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Title: Seminar in Douchebaggery
Pairing: Mike/Jenny, Mike/Rachel and Kyle/Rachel per canon (sort of - the is mostly gen, actually)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kyle thinks he's hot shit. Not everyone else is so convinced.
Disclaimer: Characters are property of the USA Network. This is a transformative work of fiction; no copyright infringement or disrespect is intended. No money is being made from this effort.
Warnings: God, where even to begin. Sleaze, objectification, general douchebaggery. See the title, really. Also, unbeta'd.
A/N: Right, so, watching ep 11 a couple of days ago, I was just itching for Kyle to get some comeuppance. Wish fulfillment, let me show you it. Now, I'm going to need to go take another shower to cleanse myself of this drivel. And because it bears repeating, really, I HAVE NO IDEA, GUYS. And as always, it's really robanybody's fault.

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( It doesn't make sense, Kyle thinks, that Mike Ross is Pearson Hardman's prize associate.Collapse )

So. Distraction fic done, back to big bang. *cracks knuckles*

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First part here.

Title: And Then There's Steve (2/2)
Pairing: Danny/Rachel, pre-Danny/Steve
Genre: Pre-slash (first time)
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: Follows 1x23.
Summary: Danny and Rachel talk about their reunion, but they aren't on the same page.
Disclaimer: Neither mlyn nor o_contrary own these characters; they belong to CBS. This is a transformative work of fiction and no copyright infringement nor disrespect is intended. Also, we're not getting paid for this.

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( Danny was so lost in the roil of his thoughts he didn't remember the drive to Steve's until he pulled to a stop in his driveway.Collapse )

Have these. I can't believe I didn't notice the hair last week. I blame the henley.





Get. in. my PANTS.

Originally posted here. I had only seen a couple of episodes at the time, and definitely not the finale, so I've cleaned it up a little to fall sometime between 1.23 and 1.24.

Desperate Measures, Chin/Steve, PG, Bad guys made them do it.


( Usually, Chin views McGarrett with the utmost respect.Collapse )

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LJ, LJ, LJ. We've been tight, right? Over a decade, I've had this journal. Now, though, I am in the midst of prettifying posting space over on DW, so shape up. P.S. I'm glad you're back working. Kind of. Finally.

Title: Sartoriophilia
Author: o_contrary
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Pre-slash Harvey/Mike
Rating: PG
Word Count: 658
Summary: It’s possible that Harvey has a slight addiction to his clothing.
Disclaimer: This is every bit as fictional as the word I made up for the title. Characters are property of USA Network. This is a transformative work of fiction and no copyright infringement is intended. No money is being made, please don’t sue.
Warnings: Minor spoilers for 1.05 and 1.06. Unbeta’d.
A/N: I blame Harvey, and Tom Ford. And also robanybody, because I’m sure this is her fault somehow.

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( Sartoriophilia: Love of tailoring.Collapse )

FINALLY CLOCKING ONE IN AT UNDER 5,000 WORDS. I had thought this to be an impossibility. \o/

In this past ep, which brought so much loveliness and delight, we have Harvey dropping a puppy analogy that Jessica used on him to help bring him to heel back in the day.

As she was not there when any puppy references were made, how did she know? She seemed EXTREMELY pleased about it.

Discuss.

What can I say, I am helpless for a (HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT) man in all his gloriously-suited goodness. The more the better.

robanybody and I were squeeing over Suits via text and I wrote her, like, a sentence, to which she said MOAR and then I rewatched all three episodes and didn't sleep and this happened.

Apparently I needed a distraction fic?

Title: Getting It *facepalm*
Author: o_contrary
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Harvey/Mike; previous Harvey/Jessica broadly implied
Rating: Hard R
Summary: For all Harvey’s lectures on getting it, it’s possible he’s missing a few things himself.
Warnings: SPOILERS for 1.1 through 1.3. Hints of D/s. Unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: Characters are property of USA Network; I’m just borrowing them. This is a transformative work of fiction and no copyright infringement is intended. No money is being made, please don’t sue.
A/N: I blame robanybody, like that’s a surprise. It is likely you’ll be a little lost if you haven’t watched the series. WHICH YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING ANYWAY. Even if it’s glossing right over the fact that you do actually have to do *some* time in law school to take the bar exam, okay? Some dialogue from the show has been paraphrased here.

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( In reality, it probably starts the moment Mike walks into the plush hotel drawing room set up for the interviews, a flushed and disheveled fugitive trying to assume another name on the fly and carrying the largest quantity of weed Harvey has ever personally laid eyes on.Collapse )

Another fandom and a never-ending cold, fml.