Nuit Rambles On

Well, not sure if this is what you wanted really... hardly hot porn.

For those of you who may have missed it, Heart of Slash's fucking brilliant Pirate Way site was zapped. Illegitimate content? Right. Will rant about that at length if necessary. Looking forward to the relaunch. Anyway she asked for people to write something to cheer her up from a menu of suggestions of which Orlando/Ewan Magregor Hair porn was one. I am not a slash writer of course, and rather than embarass myself entirely, I kept it that way.  Though Ewan is more of a visual aid really... Will stop with the caveats now and just post it.

Author: Nuit
Title: Sticky Saturday
Type: RPF- Orlando and Ewan Macgregor type.
Summary: AU kind of thoughts about Orlando at the barbers. No offence nor implication intended.

Story being posted in Kingdom of Heaven fan fic community

Title: Good Night Irene
Author: Nuit
Category: movie fan fic- KOH
Type: Dreams, sex, tongues in cheeks
Rating: R
Characters: A couple of OFC's and Balian, sort of 
Summary: Two women on a film set in Northern Africa admire the view.
Warnings: Sex and foul language (imagine..) The French I am sure is substandard, but at least is fairly obvious to non speakers. All corrections taken in good heart- should it be Vien or Venez at the end there?? ;P 


 

Those of you from OL will have already read. One of our character OB challenges.

Author: Nuit
Title: Outcasts
Rating: YA
Warnings: none, well prostitution obviously
Summary: The rent boy remembers Oscar Wilde
A/N: I saw this film once, a long time ago and to be honest missed Orlando in it, so the portrayal here is not based on anything much about him in the film, which was not very much anyhow. I do however know a fair bit about Oscar Wilde, though I have struggled with some of his poetry, not being Classically educated. He was a stunning brave and compassionate man, stood up for what he knew to be true and wrote not only some of the wittiest but the most inciteful things I have ever read. I could go on and on, but I won't. I couldn't write about sex here, because it seemed wrong. Not that Oscar would have minded I am sure, he was promiscuous and proud. But he also knew about deep love, for lovers, friends and his wife too, that there were different sorts of love, the loss of his heart in the end killed him. He died a few years after his release from gaol, in Paris, a broken man, but not in vain.                                                                                                                                                                                              

wishing you an abundant and warm summer solstice. fuzzy picture -sorry. There are a lot of things on this table, dragons from ewan, a bowl made by tegen, a moon crystal i bought for carmel when i was ill, the bottle casting the amazing shadow, appropriately is fom my sister sal, a flower scarf like magic's that wraps her tarot, a burner from richard, a bird vase my mother bought in mexico, a card from my friend kim whose sister had cancer at the same time as me, and sadly didn't make it. In the bowl is a gift from Gem and Ki, the little tea light at the front was given to me by a wise woman and shiatsu therapist who helped to save my life and whose light i ignite every once in a while, there are crystals for clarity and a turquoise for my sister charlotte, who makes me think of that. And most of all a whole load of incense burned for all the people that matter and flowers to celebrate it all. thank you XXXX
Gem, whatever power there is in it has been sent to you and your family

 
well that took some time- but if you feel like reading is here..X

A small and select bunch only will have fond this by internet search-or indeed be looking- welcome.
My small Joe Byrne Fanfiction site can be found here the Larrikin Mary.

or if you want to go straight to Visions of Joe then here you go
Visions of Joe

Just to let you know...

Title Visions of Joe
Author Nuit
Category Movie- Ned Kelly
Type Historical, Love and Sex, Politics and Religion
Rating R- M/F
Warnings Some sex, a little voyeurism, profanity mainly of a religious nature due to who they are, character death..jeez..
Characters Most of those in the film plus Evie McBride a female O/C and her family
SummaryThe story starts in 1876, Evie is 18 and a rebel, it tells her story wrapped up with that of the Kelly gang and principally Joe Byrne. The story follows the historical fact though not always precisely, drawing on Peter Carey, Robert Drewe, Max Brown and the various sites available, including the fabulous Iron Outlaw, for extra analysis and ideas. Although it has its roots in history it was inspired by Orlando's portrayal of Joe Byrne which left me shell shocked for days. I don't think I ever recovered and frankly I don't want to.
Disclaimer This my imagination and absolutely no harm is intended to those real young men whose lives have become legend.
Edited by Lizzynet and helped along its way by Unplugged32 and Blue Magic. Thank you SO much!

Colorado- nuit 2005/pirates_cove13


*Subject: It is a story concerning Joe Byrne, and an OC called Sarah (and no, her middle name is not Mary Sue ;-)) It is set in the American West around 1885
*Rating: It is NC17 by the end
*Disclaimer: Did some one mention money? Well we don't have any, though if anyone wants to pay us to write please form an orderly queue..heehhe. Seriously Joe Byrne was obviously a real man, this is a work of fiction inspired by Orlando Blooms portrayal of him in the film Ned Kelly, and takes place in a time after those events which in reality led to his death. We have enormous respect for history and no harm is intended to the real Joe Byrne nor any one connected with him
*Feedback: Any comments, criticism, professions of undying love are acceptable and welcome. It is not beta'd, so please look upon mistakes as local colour..
Hope you like it. 

OK Last one- a bit early on account of Gem's visit to her mother in laws. :P Has been great fun to write, and I want to say THANK you to magic  XOXO