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Dear Mun,

You are an insufferable wench.  Instead of making my life hell, you should be keeping after your home.  You are a housewife, after all.  Break me out of this so called 'magic' jail, clean your home, and have a few children.  That is all you're good for. 

I don't care if you want to keep me in jail just because of what I said.  It's true.  No one should ever RP with you again.  The rest of your characters (All female, I might add) are poorly developed Mary Sues.  Send them to jail... Better yet, marry them off so they can do some good in the world.  I tell you, the  worst thing to happen was woman's rights.  They should not be allowed to work, they should ALWAYS listen to their husbands, and they need to cook.

I have a list of the things you should do, which ends in your painful death under my knife.  I deserve a male mun that can do me justice.  I'm smart enough NOT to get caught- not to be a wimp like you make me out to be.  You make me sick.

Please, go and die

Nick Browning.

Fairest of them all

When I first saw the woman, I was enthralled.  She looked like Gabi, in her younger days.  The dark hair, the ruby lips, the young body- I had to have her.

I was shocked when I saw the bundle with her.  A beautiful child, a perfect child.  The baby reminded me of the old 'Snow White' tail.  The fairest of them all, her hair as black as ebony, her skin as white as the snow, and red lips that were much like her mothers.

The mother was disposed of, and the child was now mine.  She was a perfect girl, not a mark on her body, anywhere.  The perfect subject, the perfect daughter.

Gabi was upset when I came home with an infant, but grew to favor her.   She was going to be the perfect child.  They would raise her, and he would inject her with things to make her stronger, smarter, better.

She would be the fairest of them all, our Rebecca.