Not that I am ungrateful, mind you. Little Junior HP is now all up to date. But oh my, the process was painful, both for Junior HP whose meagre resources were stretched, and for me as it led to my postponing my birthday trip to the Club, not to mention the pharmacy and library. And of course BWS where a giftie awaits me according to an SMS received on Monday! I suspect it may look like this.
That was last year…. This year I know it is not a scam.
In fact, I am chuffed by all the birthday greetings and comments I received in the past couple of days, many attached to this:
On FB I wrote: This is nice, even if it was auto-generated! And I appreciate all the other messages I have been getting, reminding me in the nicest way that I am now firmly in the one foot in the grave category. But I guess if I were American I could still consider running for President! Seems to be the main qualification these days….
Planned to go to town today
Weather being kind too… But I forgot about PATCH TUESDAY — and not just any Patch Tuesday. Of course here in Oz they come on a Wednesday, we being ahead of the USA in several respects including not least our being a parliamentary democracy and also a constitutional monarchy (Charles !!!), which means, as former PM John Howard, with whom I rarely agree, correctly pointed out on Sky Oz, which I never watch, that because of those things Donald Trump would never have been elected under our system! He simply could not have been.
“If the Americans had a parliamentary system, Trump would not have gotten to the top of the republican party, no chance and therefore would not have been president way back a few years ago.” — John Howard.
But back to Patch Tuesday. I checked several expert sites and this is what I found:
“Microsoft has released the KB5040427 cumulative update for Windows 10 21H2 and Windows 10 22H2 with 13 changes, including Microsoft Copilot now behaving like an app, providing more flexibility on how it is displayed.
“The Windows 10 KB5040427 update is mandatory as it contains Microsoft’s July 2024 Patch Tuesday security updates, which fix 142 vulnerabilities.”
The process began around 8am when Junior HP alerted me that it needed a restart. The thingie that checks for malicious software ran then, but the main game failed. So try again. And with the speed of grass growing the rest of the patches ground their way through the tubes and into Junior HP’s private parts where they slowly and lovingly inserted themselves.
Eventually….
You see the time… Had I gone to town I would have been on the 10.20 bus…
Of course you do know that there is always junk left behind after one of these updates, but Microsoft does have a utility for that.
I do not have a lot of free space, you see. But how much junk was there? Well, look what appeared afterwards — just before I began this post! (It is now 11.20am.)
Now that is a lot of junk cleaned up! Do you clean up after installing those Wndows updates? I suggest you should…. If you want to, you can go even further. I did this a while back.

















