In doing some research about Sci Fi stuff, I came across author Robert Anson Heinlein and this quote, which I thought was completely hilarious:
“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”
He was a Navy man, which is an automatic awesome in my book, and served on one of the first aircraft carriers, doubly awesome.
Mumblings & Musings of a Starving Screenwriter 