Once: Video Post: If someone is trying to make me homesick, it's not working
[The video clicks on, and at first there's only a clattering noise and a blur of color, as if the screen is being jostled around. Then, Tulio's face comes into view, so close to the camera that he's taking up the whole monitor.]
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
[Suddenly, with another violent jostle, the view readjusts to reveal more of Tulio and, standing just over his shoulder, this guy. Tulio points frantically at the unmoving figure behind him, looking irate and panicked.]
How exactly did HE get HERE!? And look, look at this.
[He leans over for a moment, pops back up holding his shoe, turns around, and throws it as hard as he can at the apparition's head. It sails right through. Tulio turns back around and grips both sides of the monitor.]
See? SEE!? What the hell is this? Where did he come from? Why won't he go away!? He's been staring at me for over an hour!
[Tulio turns around, pointing as though to admonish the ghost, but before he can, Cortés takes a step forward. Tulio makes an exceptionally unmanly noise and lunges for cover, taking out the laptop with a flailing limb.]
OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, DO YOU? Ojalá que te pudras en el infierno, hijo de puta!
[From the laptop's place on the floor, you can see Cortés' feet taking another step. There's a scream and a scuffling sound that could be Tulio trying to stuff himself further under the table. An un-shoed foot accidentally kicks the screen, and the video ends abruptly.]
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.
[Suddenly, with another violent jostle, the view readjusts to reveal more of Tulio and, standing just over his shoulder, this guy. Tulio points frantically at the unmoving figure behind him, looking irate and panicked.]
How exactly did HE get HERE!? And look, look at this.
[He leans over for a moment, pops back up holding his shoe, turns around, and throws it as hard as he can at the apparition's head. It sails right through. Tulio turns back around and grips both sides of the monitor.]
See? SEE!? What the hell is this? Where did he come from? Why won't he go away!? He's been staring at me for over an hour!
[Tulio turns around, pointing as though to admonish the ghost, but before he can, Cortés takes a step forward. Tulio makes an exceptionally unmanly noise and lunges for cover, taking out the laptop with a flailing limb.]
OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, DO YOU? Ojalá que te pudras en el infierno, hijo de puta!
[From the laptop's place on the floor, you can see Cortés' feet taking another step. There's a scream and a scuffling sound that could be Tulio trying to stuff himself further under the table. An un-shoed foot accidentally kicks the screen, and the video ends abruptly.]