Lezard Valeth

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[Somewhere in Abax, there is a dude who looks like a total dweeb. He's been lurking around voyeuring on entries in the network and gathering information on where the hell he's ended up, and what's going on. When he was sure wasn't where he expected he'd be, he thinks that somehow, being stuck in some other dimension in a city with things of dubious levels of unsafe is a good turn of events. For him, anyway. He knows how to cross dimensions, he could probably try opening a portal... but he doesn't want to risk that before he's sure it'd be safe for obvious reasons. So he tries the next best thing and goes to some random open area he thinks is away from prying eyes to try to summon a random monster just to see if he can do it.

It ended up as a massive pile of stuffed animals instead.

So he tries to summon something else, thinking that hey, maybe it's just the type he's trying to summon. Because surely the fault can't possible lie with him. But no, this time it just came out as a pile of random action figures.

But tenacity is one of his better points, so he's going to try again and again and again and—]

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[some while later after a lot of experimentation with various spells other than summoning, he makes a network post. If you squint, there are distinct piles of junk behind him, some scorched, some frozen and... well you get the idea.]

My apologies for the interruption, but I would like to make an inquiry. My name is Lezard Valeth and I have been, ah, experimenting. The result was unfortunately unsatisfactory so I am curious if perhaps there are others who have found certain aspects of their abilities limited while others remain the same?

HMD WILL BE SET UP HERE ONCE I COME BACK LATER

[OOC]

Backtagging: I LIVE FOR BACKTAGGING
Threadhopping: Sure! As long as it isn't a private thread
Fourthwalling: SURE, VP canon plays with meta/4thwalling sometimes.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): IIIII am usually pretty zen

[IC]

Hugging this character: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO yes
Kissing this character: IF YOU'RE CRAZY ENOUGH TO WANT TO, SURE.
Flirting with this character: HAHAHAHHA he can be pretty skeevy, but sure. Especially if you're silver-haired or a valkyrie.
Fighting with this character: He's a bit of a godmod, but if you want to try, feel free!
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Same as above.
Killing this character: It takes a god to defeat him on a bad day, and an ascended being to actually kill him in VP2. So if you can somehow manage this, you probably earned it.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: He's good enough at putting on a mental block that he offered to let a valkyrie read him while he's pretending to be a good person, until he heard her say that she can read all the way to his past lives or things that he's extremely attached to, then he withdrew his offer. So... unless your character can read to that extent, odds are he'll catch you and you won't even see anything.

Warnings: Lezard is a horrible horrible person. Also I'm the slowest tagger in the world with super flighty attentionspan.

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