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  • 08:18 @JoeFinder So am I. I wonder if all of the advice is basically like, "Remember when I almost killed my wife? Don't do that." #
  • 08:22 @JoeFinder Getting a shot in the stomach is enough to make anyone go crazy, or more developed in their crazy. #notsurewhichappliestoozzy #
  • 11:58 Old Navy's really taking their sweet time getting this order to me. Next time I think I'll skip the free shipping deal. #ridiculous #
  • 12:00 @JonathanRKnight I wish I had VH1 :( #
  • 12:20 @dannywood My Blackberry's mostly down, too. But I will never give up my QWERTY keyboard. #pryitfrommycolddeadhands #
  • 12:20 @valsedai I have this awesome recipe for an apple/sausage stuffing. #
  • 12:24 @valsedai It's a side stuffing, although it would probably be good as a stuffing-stuffing as well. I made it in my crock pot! #
  • 12:28 @valsedai t.co/T5lOYtUV There you go! I changed absolutely nothing when I made it and it is really fantastic. #
  • 13:42 OMG MY OLD NAVY PACKAGE CAME AND THE PANTS I BOUGHT THINKING MIGHT BE TOO SMALL FIT OMG YAY I'M ACTUALLY THIS SIZE OMG OMG OMG #
  • 21:40 Everyone's ego needs a little bruising now and then. Today was my turn. #ugh #gradschool #
  • 21:54 @tasmen Kaidan really loves burritos. #
  • 21:54 @tasmen Only if you play Sheploo #
  • 21:55 @tasmen That creepy smile shouldn't be wasted on ladies! #
  • 21:55 @arch4ngel No, but show me anyway! #
  • 21:57 @tasmen The Reapers aren't the only ones that are coming, baby. #
  • 21:59 @arch4ngel I think my favorite part about this picture is that it looks like one of those RoseArt velvet things you can buy at Walmart. #
  • 22:02 @arch4ngel Do you think I could get my Kaidan and Shepard posters printed on velvet board? #
  • 22:04 @tasmen @arch4ngel I'm listening to Alannah Myles now and it's all your fault. #
  • 22:05 @Barbeauxbot Oh, baby! #
  • 22:05 t.co/25sPKeiJ why does she start humping the amplifier? #
  • 22:06 And why is she wearing chaps? #
  • 22:06 And why I am still watching this video? #
  • 22:06 And why am I still tweeting about it? #
  • 22:06 @arch4ngel OMG Iggy Pop is in the video. #
  • 22:14 @ralyse The Backstreet Boys are always relevant. #
  • 22:15 @ralyse Especially when touring with NKOTB. #
  • 22:15 @ralyse Because NKOTB makes everything better. #
  • 22:25 @arch4ngel @HemiArt Brandon Keener just shared your Garrus pic on Facebook #
  • 22:26 @arch4ngel @hemiart lol idk by he's defending you because someone is all WHY SHE SAYING GARRUS IS UGLY #
  • 22:28 @arch4ngel @calentura It probably says a lot about me that I read "public" as "pubic" #
  • 22:31 @arch4ngel @calentura No problem, bb. #
  • 22:46 @PatrickWeekes Would you blind us with science? #
  • 22:51 @PatrickWeekes I can sort of see how that could be a problem, but it would be fun. #
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  • 07:48 @KatharineAshe I once dreamed that Keanu Reeves and I were playing Connect 4 in a coffee shop because I wouldn't cheat on my husband. #lame #
  • 08:29 @KatharineAshe Stupid fidelity! #
  • 13:15 @valsedai I just got my GTA assignment for next semester. Will be leading discussion sections. #omfg #
  • 16:21 @HemiArt @valsedai US History Since 1877 #
  • 16:22 @crisium_rising Aww, poor kid. #
  • 16:26 @arch4ngel Hey Soul Sister, don't leave your lipstick stains when you marry me. #
  • 19:50 @Barbeauxbot Caffeine? #
  • 19:53 @Barbeauxbot Could be stress or low blood sugar. #
  • 19:54 @ralyse I didn't even know you COULD rival Varric. #
  • 19:54 @ralyse @tasmen Every girl deserves her own cowgirl boy. #
  • 19:55 @ralyse Oh, I see, you have to be a total dick to him and make fun of his stories: t.co/We7rGXKp #
  • 19:56 lol why would you mod Varric to look like his brother: t.co/EEztxttn #
  • 19:57 @ralyse IDK. I try not to judge, but some people make some seriously lame life choices. #
  • 19:59 @ralyse @arch4ngel That song is wonderful. Almost as good as Horizon, but not quite! #
  • 21:04 Writing my teaching philosophy is harder than I anticipated. #
  • 21:09 @KatharineAshe You make words pretty. #
  • 22:00 @Barbeauxbot @arch4ngel FIERCE #
  • 22:37 @ralyse Don't do it. D: #
  • 22:38 @LukeRomyn But they'd be more pleasant if they were. #
  • 22:42 @patsquinade @tasmen @ralyse @arch4ngel #shitshitshit #
  • 22:48 @arch4ngel @patsquinade Never forget where you came from. #
  • 22:56 @patsquinade Sheploo's creepy smile. On your forearm. #
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  • 09:27 @Valsedai I'm reading Sellers & I am just dying at all of "remarkable Jefferson" and "historical Jefferson." Dude, be a little more obvious. #
  • 09:33 @valsedai His enthusiasm for the self-made/self-employed America is nice, but wow... THE CAPITALIST INVASION #doomandgloom #
  • 09:35 @valsedai Capitalism is the result of the demoralization of society. #itmakessense #
  • 09:39 @myrla_cat The really cool used bookstore is still open. #
  • 09:40 @myrla_cat The Dusty Bookshelf - 700 N Manhattan Ave #
  • 10:07 @odiedragon @valsedai It could be, this guy's argument is all over the place right now. #
  • 10:33 @myrla_cat That I'm not sure of, but if I remember correctly there's a nearby coffee place that does? #
  • 15:55 @tsardrewbles Why you no answer texts or phone? #nosy #
  • 22:28 Hollywood touting 10k people who support their censorship agenda. Help us beat them in next 24 hr! t.co/Udcl7vJR via @demandprogress #
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  • 08:18 Watching #GameofThrones with my husband last night. Now that he's read the first book, he's all THAT GUY SUCKS or OMFG JUST DIE ALREADY. #
  • 09:32 @tsardrewbles Tyrion is awesome. #
  • 09:36 @tsardrewbles Yes, Peter Dinklage is amazing! #
  • 09:52 @tasmen Did you watch #DanceMoms last night? #
  • 10:30 @tasmen Lifetime has it online now. I just watched it. Can't wait for next season of this trainwreck. #noshame #
  • 10:31 @2food4kids Why do you advice me. #
  • 10:32 I like it when Twitter bots have really awful grammar. #
  • 10:35 @2food4kids lol what #
  • 10:43 @odiedragon @tsardrewbles @TheDailyShow They really couldn't have cast Tyrion more perfectly. And it shows, since he won the Emmy and all! #
  • 19:17 What are they hiding? RT @KAKEnews: Police: Parents of missing 10-month-old Missouri girl no longer cooperating with investigators. #
  • 20:05 My toddler spontaneously sprouted a bosom to match my own: t.co/Z733uWul #
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