Happy Batman To You
FRIDAY MORNING - OFFICE OF NELSON AND MURDOCK, ATTORNEYS AT LAW

Foggy: Sure, dude, I'll give you that. What's it for?
Matt: Something you said earlier gave me an idea for this case.

Foggy: Well, spill it! I need a longer list of stuff I can take credit for!
Matt: You mentioned her obsession with Batman.

Foggy: Right. But it's important to note that it's not just any Batman. It's--
Both: Nolan's Batman.
Matt: Yes, yes I remember she made that key point very clearly.
Foggy: But seriously, who wouldn't love Batman? He's awesome. He runs around at night pounding on bad guys in a noble, yet futile effort to improve his beloved city.

Foggy: And he's smart enough to wear body armor and NOT be a blind guy when he does it.

Karen: [comes out of the kitchen] What's going on? Who's blind?

Matt: [turns to Foggy] It's the Nolan piece that's a key point.
Foggy: ...because...
Matt: I just checked the list of tenants in that building where the bomb went off. It happens to be the building where Jonah and Chris Nolan rent out an apartment to use while they're filming in town.
Foggy: So...?
Matt: She would never try to blow up the Nolan brothers.
Foggy: Hm. [shrugs] Well...maybe she didn't know they lived there.

Matt: [smiling quietly] Have you met her?
Foggy: [shakes his head] Never mind. You're right, what could I have been thinking? But what's that got to do with anything?
Matt: [calmly] As everyone knows, Ben Affleck's current bachelor pad is in an apartment building only two blocks East of the one that got blown up. If anything, she would have set the bomb in his building.

Foggy: She would? Why?
Matt: [still very calm] Because obviously Ben Affleck is a horrible choice to play Batman after Christian Bale's tour de force of a performance in the Nolan trilogy.
Foggy: Woah. Ok there, dude, we've been friends for years and I didn't know you had such strong feelings about Batman. Is there, ah, anything else I should know? Hm??
Matt: [doesn't answer]


Matt: [clears throat] Um, no. No. That should be the last bombshell of this friendship. Ha, uh, no pun intended.
Foggy: [rolling his eyes] Riiight. I see what you did there.
Karen: [loudly] Matt, you know that isn't the truth! You guys can't possibly know everything about each other. [slaps Matt playfully on the shoulder and giggles]


Foggy: [turns back to Matt] So let me get this straight. What you're saying is that we're going to prove she's not guilty because if she WERE going to blow someone up she would have blown up someone she believed to be much more deserving of being blown up?

Matt: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Foggy: I like it. Let's go for it! We'll have her home in time for her birthday.
Matt: Wait, her birthday?
Foggy: It's on Wednesday. I noticed it in the file.
Matt: Right. Ok, four days.
Foggy: We got this.

*-*-*
WEDNESDAY MORNING - PHONE RINGS IN MATT'S APARTMENT
Matt: [answers phone] Foggy...
Foggy: Good morning! How does it feel to be a kick-ass defense lawyer the morning after another win for the cause of righteousness?
Matt: [chuckles] Great, Foggy. It feels good.

Foggy: See you in a few?
Matt: Yeah. I'll be a little late. I have to make a stop first.

*************************
Happy Birthday, Laura! Looks like Matt's ready for a party!! Glad you got out of jail!
This entry was originally posted at http://beatriceblythe.dreamwidth.org/718910.html.

Foggy: Sure, dude, I'll give you that. What's it for?
Matt: Something you said earlier gave me an idea for this case.

Foggy: Well, spill it! I need a longer list of stuff I can take credit for!
Matt: You mentioned her obsession with Batman.

Foggy: Right. But it's important to note that it's not just any Batman. It's--
Both: Nolan's Batman.
Matt: Yes, yes I remember she made that key point very clearly.
Foggy: But seriously, who wouldn't love Batman? He's awesome. He runs around at night pounding on bad guys in a noble, yet futile effort to improve his beloved city.

Foggy: And he's smart enough to wear body armor and NOT be a blind guy when he does it.

Karen: [comes out of the kitchen] What's going on? Who's blind?

Matt: [turns to Foggy] It's the Nolan piece that's a key point.
Foggy: ...because...
Matt: I just checked the list of tenants in that building where the bomb went off. It happens to be the building where Jonah and Chris Nolan rent out an apartment to use while they're filming in town.
Foggy: So...?
Matt: She would never try to blow up the Nolan brothers.
Foggy: Hm. [shrugs] Well...maybe she didn't know they lived there.
Matt: [smiling quietly] Have you met her?
Foggy: [shakes his head] Never mind. You're right, what could I have been thinking? But what's that got to do with anything?
Matt: [calmly] As everyone knows, Ben Affleck's current bachelor pad is in an apartment building only two blocks East of the one that got blown up. If anything, she would have set the bomb in his building.

Foggy: She would? Why?
Matt: [still very calm] Because obviously Ben Affleck is a horrible choice to play Batman after Christian Bale's tour de force of a performance in the Nolan trilogy.
Foggy: Woah. Ok there, dude, we've been friends for years and I didn't know you had such strong feelings about Batman. Is there, ah, anything else I should know? Hm??
Matt: [doesn't answer]


Matt: [clears throat] Um, no. No. That should be the last bombshell of this friendship. Ha, uh, no pun intended.
Foggy: [rolling his eyes] Riiight. I see what you did there.
Karen: [loudly] Matt, you know that isn't the truth! You guys can't possibly know everything about each other. [slaps Matt playfully on the shoulder and giggles]


Foggy: [turns back to Matt] So let me get this straight. What you're saying is that we're going to prove she's not guilty because if she WERE going to blow someone up she would have blown up someone she believed to be much more deserving of being blown up?

Matt: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Foggy: I like it. Let's go for it! We'll have her home in time for her birthday.
Matt: Wait, her birthday?
Foggy: It's on Wednesday. I noticed it in the file.
Matt: Right. Ok, four days.
Foggy: We got this.

*-*-*
WEDNESDAY MORNING - PHONE RINGS IN MATT'S APARTMENT
Matt: [answers phone] Foggy...
Foggy: Good morning! How does it feel to be a kick-ass defense lawyer the morning after another win for the cause of righteousness?
Matt: [chuckles] Great, Foggy. It feels good.

Foggy: See you in a few?
Matt: Yeah. I'll be a little late. I have to make a stop first.

*************************
Happy Birthday, Laura! Looks like Matt's ready for a party!! Glad you got out of jail!
This entry was originally posted at http://beatriceblythe.dreamwidth.org/718910.html.
dorky
enthralled
sympathetic
awake