I've been having some trouble settling down to read lately, (both due to lack of blocks of time and lack of attention span) so finding several wonderful things in the course of a week was delightfully unexpected. Okay, mostly unexpected. Enjoying the hell out of the stories in the Scalzi super bundle I bought during the hurricane was not much of a surprise.
I was recc'd several of the works by LJ author haikujaguar a few months ago (in response to my bitching and moaning that paranormal romance had taken over my beloved genres of SF/F.) I'd read a couple of her things before and enjoyed them greatly. After all, what's not to love about the Jokka, sex changing aliens who go through puberty twice, and at each time may or may not change gender. Neat stories, really neat world/culture building. (Though I enjoyed the short stories more than the novel - a switch on my part. Usually I like novels much better, but the one I read got a little more angsty than my usual cup of tea. Loved the short stories though, and I keep forgetting to see if she's done any more that I haven't read yet.)
So when I sat down to check out the newer series, starting with Aphorisms of Kherishdar, I was expecting to enjoy it, but not be blown away. Wrong! It was like Pringles and I couldn't stop. Not with this book, nor the next, (which has some darker themes, but not as dark as it sounds from the description) nor the third (which was a novel rather than a series of shorts like the first two.) Really wonderful aliens world/culture building along with being an extended meditation on the value of society vs individual and the place and role and VALUE of beauty and art.(*) Totally recommended. Go follow her on LJ. She's always got (it seems) at least one serial story in the works. I've heard great things about the current space opera series. I look forward to reading it once its done. (I can't stand reading WIPs. Drives me insane. Hell, I rarely even watch TV week to week anymore - I'd rather watch the full season at once on netflix.)
And then I was twiddling with my audible account and remembered that I picked up the Jim Dale reading of the original Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie back when it was free. And I went, hmmm, okay, let's try. I am generally skeptical of the classics because they tend to be horribly stodgy and their pacing doesn't stand the test of time well. But no, this was delightful! To be fair, I doubt Jim Dale could give a bad reading. But the story itself is quirky and sarcastic and biting and completely charming. It is clearly the work of a man keeping himself entertained as he tells a story to children.
(It reminds me of how I keep myself from being bored by entertaining small children at the repetitive age. One of my favorites involves a little towheaded 2 year old and a pile of bug toys. "what's this, what's this?" says the small child. Again. The first time it was "spider" or "grasshopper". The fifth it was "fake centipede" or "fake ant". By the seventh, my answer became "cheap plastic." This is particularly entertaining because said small child repeated each answer back to me in a little lisp... Small child's mom across the room laughed hysterically at her offspring's repetition of "teap pla-tic.")
But I digress. JM engages in some pretty heavy handed gender role assassination but it is dealt with an even hand and all are tarnished equally by it and if you choose to listen as a satire of 19th C British Culture, all gender PCness can be swept aside for the duration. At least, I sure could. And it was wonderfully fun.
So my week has been full of delightful stories. Speaking of which, my copy of the Scalzi book, Clays Beneath the Skies (the book of Jokka short stories) and The Worth of a Shell (Jokka novel) are loanable if anyone has a kindle account and wants to borrow. I'm not done with the Scalzi bundle yet, so if you want dibbs on it, you can have it, but will have to wait a bit. (days? weeks? not sure.)
(*) Seriously, I had an entire epiphany about the role of beauty and art in my life in response to reading this. It's good.
07:49 pm: Lampshade chili a definite success! (paleo, gluten free recipe)
I've only been wanting to try this recipe for months now, and finally got around to doing so tonight. I got the initial idea from rainbow - but she had trouble giving me exact amounts for the spices, so I gave mom the general directions and asked her what proportions I should use. Mom said she didn't know squat about cooking meat with cocoa, and told me to ask her friend. SO, this is the final result, with the exact wording of both rainbow and mom's friend at the end.
(btw, lampshade chili - is called lampshade as it's a chili-like concoction made without the traditional nightshades of tomatoes & peppers.)
1 giant ass onion, diced (seriously, this thing was the size of a softball) 5 cloves garlic, smushed through garlic press 1 lb ground beef (grass-fed even; spouse said would be awesome with lamb)
a bit more than 1/2 cup low-sodium chicken stock (what I had in the fridge) about 1/2 tsp salt (to taste, I didn't measure) about a tsp red wine vinegar (again, I splashed and tasted, so this is a guess)
1. mix dry spices together.
2. Sautee onion (I used EVOO) till really soft, 10ish min, add garlic, sautee another minute or two (on medium), sprinkle about a third of the dry spices on, sautee a minute or so.
3. Lower the heat a bit and add in the ground beef & the rest of the spices and brown it all together. When just barely browned, add the soup stock, salt & vinegar. Cook down a bit and taste. See if the spices, salt and vinegar taste right, adjust as needed. (I just added pinches of salt & stirred and re-tasted until right.)
I served it with rice & sour cream - not quite paleo, but made it seem like a "real" meal for non-paleo spouse. Spouse's suggestion was that it could use some chopped cillantro, but otherwise would love it if this became a regular recipe, even a weekly one.
EDIT: I tried the leftovers with a couple spoonfuls of coconut milk instead of sour cream, also very tasty! (But made me wish I'd cooked it with golden raisins. I may try that next time.)
EDIT 2: Tried the recipe again (a few days later) with a twist: a handful or two of golden raisins, a handfuls of quartered baby carrots, about 1/4-1/3 can coconut milk, and increasing the cocoa significantly. I liked all of it except for the cocoa. I think I'd prefer a low cocoa & bring up the cinnamon a bit instead (plus more carrots & raisins) and maybe some lemon juice. So now I have Lampshade Chili and Moroccan (sort of) Lampshade Chili. :)
12:30 pm: I declare awesomeday!
Y'all remember the rules? Share something(s) happy with me. This here post is cheap therapy for everyone!
1. Had friends over last night! This includes a dear friend who I just don't see often enough, and finally got to meet his SO who I've been hearing about for ages. It was an entirely silly fest of awesome!
2. I cooked ALL THE THINGS - and was not exhausted. I must be doing something right health-wise - as I made a last minute grocery run yesterday and then proceeded to prep food for several hours and I did not run out of energy!! woot! I ran out of time when people came so did not get to the last (and experimental recipe), but I didn't have to tap out due to tired, and then still had the energy to socialize while nifty people were over. And without the extra cup of tea I usually need. YAYS!
2.5 The stew was awesome.
3. There is a bottle of black currant wine in the fridge. Nom.
4. Speaking of booze, have discovered that I actually like really snooty bourbon. Which means I now have a new common interest with my partners.
5. DUDE I HAVE SMART FRIENDS. I've been having entirely too much fun nerding out with Words with Friends and Scarmble with Friends. It keeps reminding me I know SMART people. It is awesome.
6. OHAI, I checked the thankyou points I get with my bank account and realized I had enough to subsidize my next vacation by $250. YEAH BABY. I ordered that card so fast!
7. Have discovered that for some reason, local portabella mushrooms (the big hand-sized ones) cost less/lb than the little ones. And it's infinitely easier to wash one or two of the big ones and chop them than clean all the fiddley little ones. Cheap AND convenient!
7.5 Thus one of the reasons my stew was awesome.
8. Next up on the experimental cooking list: PURPLE VELVET TORTE. Yeah baby, a beet-chocolate cake. BWAHAHAHHA!
2. New recipe tried and loved: carrot-scallion latkes! Seriously considering trying them with beets. OMNOMNOMNOM!
2.5 Said recipe called for coconut flour as a binder instead of the traditional wheat flour, so I have FINALLY made a recipe with the coconut flour I picked up to try a couple of months ago. YAY!
3. Diet changes seem to be working for me. Managing super busy days reasonably well despite sleep interruptions (ahem, spouse, snoring), and really exhausting couple of months (2 funerals). And more objectively --
For years and years my weight has fluctuated in the same 9 pound range. Stepped on scale for first time since seriously eliminating wheat & reducing grains and my weight was 3 lbs lower than the low end of the range. And 5 lbs lower than last I checked in november. During PMS with boobs swollen enough that spouse called them "huge" last night. (No one has EVER called my boobs huge.) I sure as HELL haven't been exercising or counting calories. I take this as likely confirmation that I'm eating food that agrees better with me. (**)
4. Speaking of spousal snoring -- a partial solution seems to have finally been found. The super spiffy earplugs I got (because the long treks on public transport were damaging my hearing to the point where I felt like my ears needed glasses) seem to do the trick! When snores woke me at 5am, I finally got smart enough to stumble out of bed, grabbed the ear plug for the ear I keep up and fell back asleep within 5 minutes. it was really weird that I could hear him snoring better through the ear I had down on the pillow. I'm not so sure that it'll be good for me to wear those every night, but I got nearly 10 hours of sleep last night. 10 HOURS. I <3 sleep.
5. Bought a spiralizer - yay! I can't wait till it arrives. Affordable, dishwasher safe, and if I use it consistantly instead of gluten-free noodles, it will genuinely pay for itself in about 6 uses. (What's a spiralizer? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DF5P-uLXwc ) Not to mention the health benefits of replacing noodles with veggies.
6. Peeled bananas freeze okay! whodathunkit? Peeled bananas frozen 4 days show no more discoloration in my freezer than they would in a fruit salad (with citrus juice) for an hour or two. I'd always heard you could freeze bananas to make an ice-cream like substance, but I thought they might look icky. They do not!
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(*) This here awesomeday thing is cheap therapy. Tell me good things!
(**) Weight is far from the final arbiter of all things health, BUT given that many of my issues stem from having an auto-immune hypothyroid disorder, and one of the major symptoms of thyroid malfunction is generally weight gain, I'm taking weight loss without counting calories or additional exercise as an objective sign that my thyroid is working a bit better.
03:55 pm: And now for something completely silly OR happy half birthday to me
Its my half birthday! This looks like self-indulgent fun, and my last two birthdays got partially or fully drowned out by drama. This half birthday almost could be too, so I declare a FUCK-IT! Happy half birthday to me, I shall do silly things!
"So here's how we're going to play this: I write out the alphabet below. You give me a word for an unclaimed letter, a fandom and characters. I write either a single (100 words) or a double (200 words) drabble. Rejoicing happens." (Wellll, 100-200ish words for me anyway) Feel free to suggest a rating/pairing/moresome, and I'll do my best. Historically, I'm inclined to fairly PG.
I've written less than a half dozen pieces of fanfic in my life, and no fiction of any kind in a few years, so this ought to be a fun brain stretch.
Fandoms I'm pretty sure I can write in: Harry Potter Sherlock Doctor Who (bwahaha - I typo'd doctor whoa!) (9th incarnation or later) Merlin Stargate: SG1 & Atlantis Buffy/Angel Firefly
Fandoms I think I can write in: Downton Abbey West Wing, especially the early years Due south Star Trek (original, XI, TNG, maybe DS9 or Enterprise, don't even think about voyager) Muppets Babylon 5
03:34 pm: Awesome day revival?
I would really really like to revive awesomeday. I have had a month of incredible fucknuttery (2 family emergencies among other things.) I'm going to try like WHOA to come up with a few things here. Please please tell me something GOOD going on with you. No bitching/venting/negativity. This is officially a cry for help (though I am doing much much better than earlier this week. Whew.) I could use some wins here. Please share yours with me!
Awesome things in my life:
1. Have discovered that spicy salmon is surprisingly effective as antidepressant on the bad days. I thought it was just the yums, then thought about it and realized that salmon is one of the few good food sources of omega-3s and vitamin D, both of which are good for mood. So I can TOTALLY LEGITIMATELY say I'm eating medicinal sushi! Totally legit! For reals! It's a medical expense!
2. Have supportive sibling who is excellently good at making me laugh. My favorite links she's sent me this week are:
3. I get to try electrolysis for free - a colleague has an assistant she needs to bring up to speed and needs a test dummy. Hell yes I volunteered. Useful personally & professionally.
4. Life on Mars (US version) and Downton Abbey. Spouse & I have been mainlining these the last 2-3 weeks. The first is pure hilarious pure WTF-crack, the second is excellently written & directed BEAUTIFUL crack. I <3 good production values.
5. I have 3 hats with faces, two of which are penguins. Also, penguin mittens.
6. Mom is being v supportive of the no wheat thing -- anytime I'm around is making rice-based dishes and using wheat-free soy sauce. Perhaps she shouldn't have let me name the most recent one. In my defense though, "Tasty Glop" is an accurate name.
7. I have a 4' x 2' bookcase entirely filled with cookbooks. Clearly, excellent!
8. I figured out how to make tasty vegan coconut milk fudge last month. Yum.
9. Hilarious save-the-date magnet on my fridge for upcoming friends' wedding.
10. Have finally figured out how & explained to spouse that constant singing of weird and off-key songs interrupts my thought process and he has REALLY SIGNIFICANTLY CUT DOWN. Much fewer nonsense songs = less ADD me = less CONSTANTLY forgetting WTF I'm doing. This is really really GOOD.
Also, I do not seem to be smart enough for twitter today. Have had a dozen tweets I've started and given up on as I couldn't shrink them down to 140char. (None of them, I think, related to this post. Just apparently my twitter brain and my food brain are completely separate.) ( Cut because this got reaaaaaaaly freakin' long. Wheat & Paleo & recipes oh my...Collapse )
btw, I'd love ground meat recipe suggestions from you guys. Preferably once without too many processed ingredients that I'd have to work around. Eventually, I'll get bored of ground meat and/or brave enough to try solid pieces of meat again, but for now, I would like to try things I can *do.*
07:04 pm: fyi: acupuncture recommendation for washington (not DC) people
I get people asking me for referrals all over the country all the time. If any of you happen to be in or know anyone in the Bellingham, WA area, I officially know someone good in the area. (Someone asked for a referral. I got an enthusiastic recomendation from my alumni mailing list. The person I referred out there wound up being very pleased & thanked me repeatedly.)
No, I don't know her personally. But I now have that info if anyone needs it. Feel free to ask here or LJ message me if you would rather remain private.
05:35 pm: Healthy PMS-worthy Cocoa Smoothie
Considering how much I've been loving this and how many times I describe it to someone ("chocolate softserve icecream meets tropical drink") and they go, "ooooooh, recipe?", I thought I should post it here for posterity:
My basic indulgent PMS-remedying tropical chocolate smoothie recipe: (yes, it's in a mathematical ratio, where X = 1, 2 or 3, depending on how much smoothie you want, I am a GEEK)
X bananas X tbsp unsweetened cocoa (***) X tbsp oil, ideally coconut, but as the coconut seems to set off my gallbladder, I've been using EVOO & it's very tasty that way too X large frozen strawberries or 2X slices frozen peaches (I like the peaches better) X+2 shakes ground cardamom (seriously, this takes it from good, to GOOOD) 1/4 X cups cold water
(healthy(er) option: you can fairly easily hide 3-8oz of green is this if you like. I once successfully hid 6-7oz of bok choy & a a small beet in one, but don't feel obligated)
1. put in blender, bananas first & blend till smooth (20-30sec) 2. Adjust to taste -- it depends slightly on the ripeness of the bananas. If you want it sweeter add more bananas. If you want a darker chocolate, more cocoa. If it needs to be brighter/tangier or seems flat, add more strawberries/peaches. Then reblend. 3. Sip & cackle gleefully.
Banana Hater Note: I bet you could try this replacing each banana with about a cup of sweet grapes.
Flavor note: as chocolate is inherently strong tasting/bitter, it hides the heck out of any possible odd flavor from the EVOO & greens.
Spice note: I suspect that allspice, or allspice + vanilla extract, may reasonably replace the cardamom, but haven't tried it. CARDAMOM GOOD. TRUST THE CARDAMOM!
PMS note: I've noticed that making it a darker chocolate, using 3-4tbsp cocoa, kicks the HELL out of my PMS** moods & sweet/carb cravings. OTOH, at that level, it contains as much caffeine as a cup of green tea, so you're warned.
PMS note 2: if you're brave enough to try including greens, that ups the mineral content calcium/magnesium of the smoothie - which should further help with all moods/cravings from PMS.
(**) Upon researching chocolate info, I realized that this amount of cocoa contains about 20-25% of your RDA of both iron and magnesium, which explains a lot about it being menstrual-worthy. (Magnesium is a mineral most people are chronically deprived of & is involved in muscle relaxation INCLUDING UTERINE MUSCLE. The iron, I believe, is self explanatory.)
(***) EDIT 3: QUALITY OF COCOA MATTERS. Seriously. I had been using Droste cocoa for drinking/baking. I ran out today so used Hershey's. I even used extra. Still good, but not *remotely* as intense and an order of magnitude less dark chocolatey than the Droste. Yes, it totally matters. I knew it mattered, but wow did I just have it re-proved to myself.
EDIT: I am completely incapable of posting something without changing it a zillion (8+) times for clarity. Sorry if it keeps changing and seems surreal.
EDIT2 : Husband seems to think it's gritty. I don't notice it, but it's entirely possible that I didn't get the cocoa + cardamom powders sufficiently mixed in. You may wish to consider adding more water or oil or just mixing the liquids + powders FIRST before adding any fruit.
Conditioner washing is washing your hair without shampoo. Cheap conditioners apparently have mild surfactants (detergents) in them, so doing so is way less drying. CO (conditioner-only) washing consistently has left my hair with a lot more body than it had, and frequently, full on mermaid hair (long curls). It also behaves better. I can actually leave it down & have it stay out of my eyes when I'm not a year overdue for a haircut. *eyerolls*
How to?
1) Select cheap conditioner. You don't want a protein conditioner because this will leave your hair feeling vaguely icky and coated. You don't want a silicone conditioner because I understand they won't work as well. (It may just be that silicone conditioners are too high end and don't have the surfactants.) You also want cheap because you WILL use a giant handful or two of it, not the small dollop you're used to for shampoo. I find that the Suave Naturals line works best for me.
2) In shower: wet hair, take giant handful of conditioner and massage the hell out of it into scalp like you would with shampoo (use fingertips, not nails). You're going to leave it in for 5-10min (**), so unless your hair is short, the next step is to pull hair up into hair clip to keep it out of your way, & then take a smaller dollop of conditioner and get the underside of the hair that's now exposed that probably didn't get the conditioner worked in as fully. If your hair is thin/fine, this might not be necessary, but my hair is thick and the first dollop never seems to get it thoroughly.
3) Go about the rest of your shower: soap/body wash/shave/etc. You've got a few minutes to kill.
4) Take down your hair, stick your head under the spray briefly & massage scalp again briefly. (you're loosening up the dirt for the rinse off)
5) Rinse thoroughly. For at *least* two minutes. (Literally, I count to 120 while combing out my hair under the shower spray.)
6) If you're just getting used to the process(***), or if your hair is particularly oily (**), you may wish to repeat this whole process. (Note: this is one more reason for the cheap conditioner.)
(**) - Many conditioner washing websites will say something like, the longer you leave the conditioner in the better, the better. I never found that true. I find the leave-in time to pretty much not matter. I do find that I generally need to do it twice. Probably because I leave it too long much of the time, but possibly just because my hair is *thick.*
(***) Many CO washing sites say, (and this I find true), that shampoo is overly harsh and your scalp produces too much oil in self-defense. And that after you've been CO-washing for a bit, your hair produces less oil. True for me (****). But in the begining, your scalp is still in defensive mode, so you may wish to CO-wash twice (lather, rinse, repeat), and still shampoo every 2nd-3rd time & gradually draw it out.
(****) Anyone whose seen me on a bad hair day and disagrees, I blame the fibro. On bad weeks (pain or fatigue) I've allowed the lesser amount of oil produced to spoil me and I'll push off CO washing far too long (more than 4-5 days) and I know it but fool myself into thnking that I'm covering. Body gets washed with hair out of the way every day. Takes 5 min. With hair THIS long, (to my butt) a shower with hair washing takes next to forever (30-45min), and yes, has serious spoon cost. If you don't know spoon theory of chronic illness yet, here, have a link: http://www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory-written-by-christine-miserandino/
haikujaguar a few months ago (in response to my bitching and moaning that paranormal romance had taken over my beloved genres of SF/F.) I'd read a couple of her things before and enjoyed them greatly. After all, what's not to love about the Jokka, sex changing aliens who go through puberty twice, and at each time may or may not change gender. Neat stories, really neat world/culture building. (Though I enjoyed the short stories more than the novel - a switch on my part. Usually I like novels much better, but the one I read got a little more angsty than my usual cup of tea. Loved the short stories though, and I keep forgetting to see if she's done any more that I haven't read yet.)
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