DOPY DON MAKES AN ASS OF HIMSELF… AGAIN

Daft Old Dementia Don the Rapist was caught in a very stupid lie about sending a hospital boat in an international incident, insulting Nato allies when, in actual fact, the truth was the exact opposite of what he said!

Here’s what happened. On Saturday evening, the president posted an image of the hospital ship USNS Mercy with the declaration that he was “working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!!”

Many people were left wondering “what the hell is he talking about” until it was eventually peaced together that this is a fictional story that Trump’s burger-choked brain spat out when he was informed that a US soldier had fallen ill on a nuclear submarine deployed near Greenland —(Why was a US nuclear sub in Greenlandic waters?) — and was taken care of by the Danish military brought to Nuuk and hospitalised.

So Greenland took care of a sick American sailor, and Trump’s response is to imply that the Greenlanders don’t take care of their own people.

The other thing is, the US has two hospital ships, which remarkably, are both in dry dock in Alabama at the moment undergoing work . I imagine that both the Danish Foreign Ministry and the Greenlandic Prime Minister are aware of the state of Felon Bone Spurs somewhat weird mental health and so will not be too worried.

But really someone needs to do something about grandpa now before he starts world war three.

What an insult from his feeble brain to Greenland and Denmark which both have excellent health care, free at the point of need particularly given the sorry state of American health care.

25th Amendment now.

SOPPY SUNDAY

A young Japanese macaque at the Ichikawa City Zoo is named Punch. He is going viral due to a heartbreaking video of his getting abandoned by his biological mother an getting bullied by the group of other Japanese macaques. With no one by his side, an orangutan stuffed toy given to him as a substitute for his mother became his only companion. This made millions of people teary-eye online. So Munguin gave us both a job on the door.

2. Does Munguin have any dentists on his staff?

3. Look who came to dinner.

4. And the next night.

5. It’s my island now. I’m Queen Cow.

6. I’m Fred the Falcon. Pleased to meet you.

7. My mum and dad love me.

8. The Annual General Meeting of the Ladybirds for Independence committee.

9. Not going back to that hairdresser again!

10. Jeez, you lot. What happened to your hair?

11. I think we need a gardener. This place is a mess. Where’s Munguin’s gardener? He could do it in his spare time.

12. Mummy’s scowling at you. I’d be careful if I were you.

13. Penguin and Penguin Dental Surgery. Can we help you?

14. Japan.

15. I’m keeping an eye on you. You’re not allowed to feed the other animals, just Dorangutans. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks to Stewart and Guy and the Munguinite who sent me the penguin photo? I didn’t put the name on it. Apologies.

WATCH WHO YOU VOTE FOR…

I realise, of course, that Reform, Ltd, is far from the only organisation to have dodgy candidates. I doubt there are many parties (or companies) without them.

Reform is a new company and they will be recruiting people to stand in councils and parliaments. Sometimes they will be defectors from, mainly, the Tories, and sometimes people who have never been in politics before.

But time and time again Reform has put forward people who have not been vetted properly. This is a perfect example of gross incompetence in vetting for the 2024 election. The man has served prison time for fraud and is on the sex offenders’ register.

How on earth could that have been missed?

This piece from Mike Shaw

What is wrong with Reform UK LTD?

It’s not a rhetorical question as the list would be simply too long but why do they keep getting even the basics wrong?

During the last election they selected this man, Jack Denny, to run as a candidate for Leeds. Ex police sergeant and prison officer it seemed he was an apt candidate so they put him forward, had all the literature printed and it was all systems go for the general election.

Only there were a couple of issues they missed:

He’s on the sex offenders’ register after being found in possession with child exploitation images on a usb stick.

Not only that but three years prior this ex police sergeant served time in prison on a fraud conviction.

It was only after these details were released by a newspaper did Reform UK LTD drop him.

Can any random person on the street walk into Reform UK LTD’s HQ and say I’d like to be a MP and they just say sure no problem?

When I retired last year I decided to take a part time job delivering groceries for a large supermarket chain. To get the job I had to have a DBS check, that’s a Disclosure and Barring Services, it checks your criminal background to make sure you are a suitable candidate, it costs the company requesting the information some £30 for a basic one and takes a week or so.

Even a basic disclosure would have brought up all of this information, so why didn’t they do it?

If it wasn’t for the newspaper exposing him we may well have a convicted sex offender and fraudster (read bent police officer) sat in parliament along with the rest of the shower in Reform UK LTD but then again from the majority of the people they have he would have fitted in well.

It seems people delivering groceries are more vetted than potential candidates to run as members of parliament with Reform UK LTD.

What next?

Well, maybe not quite yet, but this is definitely suspicious.

Then there’s this…

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And for we Scots

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And for women?

Sounds a bit JD Vance to me. Women should stay at home, and have babies and make their husbands’ dinners. And it you don’t you will be punished…

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The good news is…

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