1. Morning. I’m having a long lie here. What about you.2. Did you think I was a leaf? 3. Hannah, John’s friend, with Tuti which is Kurdish for Parrot, because he likes to sit on shoulders. 4. And here he is again, looking for a shoulder to perch on.5. For those of you who don’t know, I’m a newt of the great crested variety. So now you DO know.6. Now you see me… now you don’t.7. Munguin draws crowds, no matter where he goes.8. Munguin’s favourite rose.9. We’re all ears.10. Seeing that you were all talking about Axolots yesterday, I decided to put in an appearance today. “As cute as a button”, is the expression you’re looking for.
11. Wha daur meddle wi’ me? Or as they say at Eton … Nemo me impune lacessit.12. I’m not sure what happened to my stripes…13. Ouagadougou.14. Finnish lights.15. Why is the good stuff always at the bottom?16. Western Isles.17. Who’s a messy Warthog then?18. Who’d have twins?19. You thought we were always alert? Well, some of us just sit back and relax.20. Oh, you catch me at my part-time job, conducting the otter choir. You otter come listen. Ok Ok Ok.