MUNGUIN'S NEW REPUBLIC

How many bottles had he downed that day?

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Defective Mayor Defects

Quelle surprise. Another one of the very nastiest and thickest of the Tories, currently mayor of Kidsgrove, Gullis, has defected to Reform.

He said: “Today I am pleased to be joining Reform UK. Leaving the Conservative Party after 18 years is not a decision I have taken lightly. Over time, I have watched a party I once believed in lose touch with the people it was meant to serve.”

Who was it meant to serve, Gullis? Originally, the aristocracy and landowning classes as I recall, then after Thatcher came along, the grifting money grubbers of whatever class in the newly privatised, money making machines.

He continued: “From failing to control both legal and illegal migration to pursuing a net zero agenda that has seen a rise in our household energy bills and put jobs in Stoke-on-Trent’s world famous ceramics sector at risk, the Conservative Party has understandably lost the trust of the British people.

“As a country, we face serious and deep-rooted challenges, and what is required now are bold, radical ideas alongside the determination to deliver them. I believe only Reform UK has the vision and courage needed to restore pride in Britain and deliver real change, putting our country and our communities first. Nigel Farage has shown, consistently over many decades, the courage of his convictions, and it is that strength of leadership which will drive forward the bold and radical reforms our country so urgently needs.“

Kinda seems to me that what Farage has proved over the years is that he is a very lazy, money grubbing, rather stupid Fascist admirer of Putin and Trump and much more dangerous that any of his political rivals.

Anyway, it’s no surprise to see you join that bunch of embarrassingly incompetent half wits. You will undoubtedly fit in nicely there. Indeed, you will probably excel in being embarrassing and half witted given your previous performances.

See…you’re already off to a great start…

I wonder what embarrassing info that could be…. Top level politics is so often so low brow.

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Whatever happened to Katie Price?

Seriously, why do people think that cosmetic surgery is the answer to staying young looking? It really isn’t.

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Methinks he’s scared of Mr Sir Starmer’s wrath

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Thanks to Andi.

Hello, my name’s Josh and OI the welcome dorangutan today. Look at this though. My cousin, Chimpy, is learning the guitar.

2. Is she coming home yet? I’m hungry.

3. Snail taxis here. What’s your destination? Erm, you’re not in a hurry are you?

4. What a castle! Tantallon!

5. Sometimes we all need a sensible, serious, no nonsense bird.

6. You’re right there Wol, so here I am.

7. Master of all he surveys.

8. Don’t suppose Munguin has a fish bar, does he?

9. Are you cooking something that smells nice? AND IS IT FOR ME?

10 Wow, Prague.

11. I wonder why they are called butterflies. They aren’t made of butter and they aren’t flies. Such are the problems sent to be pondered upon by an intellectual such as me.

12. Dating to 1746, Auld Leanach Cottage.

13. I always stick my tongue out when I’m thinking deeply.

14. We’re just looking for somewhere nice and warm to sleep. Ah, Munguin says we can have your room, Tris.

15. Look into my eyes.

16. What’s that?

17. Magnificent.

18. Don’t worry, I’ve got a head for heights and I’m as sure hoofed as they come.

19. After “Where’s Munguin” this week, cows feel they should play a greater part in Munguin’s Republic.

20. Oh, I dunno about that, Moos. We have to have a dorangutan meeting about it!

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Munguin’s thanks to Nigel, M0reg0 and John.

It’s certainly one reason

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I look pretty smart here

— Nature Vibes (@naturehq.bsky.social) 2025-11-27T11:13:05.134Z

Mark Schintzius says on the post: “Though this one’s stationary, if you get a chance to see one of these in action, they are HILARIOUS. Other egrets are stealthy and graceful, but reddish egrets charge around like lunatics when hunting, like they’ve never seen a fish before!”

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We held all the cards, so what did we do with them?

We really should be asking the people who were the strongest advocates of Brexit how they managed to get it so wrong and what are they going to do about it. I mean, were they really stupid or was there an ulterior motive

In other words we need to know if they genuinely thought that we could save that much money per week for the NHS or whatever, or if they were simply trying to persuade people to vote for it before the EU imposed rules about offshoring on the super rich.

I genuinely believe that there should be an investigation into what went so disastrously wrong in the same way that there was into the management and mismanagement of the Covid pandemic.

Did it have to be this bad? Could a more competent government have managed it better and brought about a more favourable outcome?

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Ooooops, Dozy Donny

I imagine that the Supreme Court with its majority of Republican judges will protect him, but at least there will be some publicity over the outrage that is his desecration of the people’s house and his attempt to turn it into a northern extension of the Mar a Lago Bordello.

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They do make you laugh though…

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Almost unbelievable

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha… well done, kids

If someone were to give a talk of the kind that it is reasonable to expect that he would give, ie anti-European, nationalist, right wing, maybe hating on refugees, etc, I think I’d like to be asked permission for them to be addressing my kids and I would only approve if there were to be balance in the situation… in other words a cross section of political views. Even then, I’d like to be there so that if he got too extreme, I could walk out with my kid.

It seems though, that these kids didn’t need the likes of me to deal with him. Bravo.

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Here he was paid a lot of money to teach people how to avoid paying tax by having open borders

What’s he going to do?

This interview with Andrew Lownie and Tara Brown, took place one week before it was announced that the former Prince would be stripped of his titles.

Could this bring the royals down?

How involved is Trump?

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6. Извините, что вы сказали, Владимир?

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11. Well, that’s certainly different from Biden, can’t argue that!

12. OMG. He’s just like one of us… why, he’s almost human. Who knew that royals needed to use toilets? The Daily Royal Heil.

13. Where’s her cross gone?

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Divorce Letter

DEAR WIFE

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Spain

together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, don’t comment.

And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with

MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem

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I’ve asked Munguin for time off to go get my hair cut!

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3. Just washing up before lunch.

4. You gotta make an effort if you are going to the Towers.

5. Aren’t we cute?

6. I’m a bit old but still fabulous.

7. Hello everyone.

8. Hi. My name’s Smoke!

9. Stop in at the canteen for some nosh.

10. Spiny Turtle here at your service.

11. Are you sure you want it taken down, Munguin?

12. Nothing like a bit of pizza from Munguin’s café.

13. Want any fish? Reasonable prices…

14. Pretty place.

15. Pretty flowers.

16. Oh dear, Roe Deer.

17. Do you have mealworms in the café, Munguin?

18. I can read fortunes. Just drop your money into the bowl.

19. Busy in the nursery today.

20. Oh, you caught me at my tea break, well, milk break because I don’t like tea and milk is much better for me. Hope you enjoyed your tour…