I had to get this out:

So I was taking a shower this morning- wait, let me also say that I have a really small shower, it isn't a bathtub shower, just a little box. So, I was taking a shower I had just turned off the water and was wringing out my giant mess of hair when I looked down at the drain and lost my mind. A two inch cockroach crawled out and literally shook off its wings. Let me say that again- IT SHOOK THE WATER OFF OF ITS WINGS.

That is FUCKED UP.

I'm never going back in that shower.

I can't sleep. Eddie Izzard is probably one of the most baller people ever. And this makes me want to laugh until I die.




LULZ.