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And yet I continue to wonder why my stuff keeps turning out so darn sappy. Really, self.

Really.

Feel better since it's preslash, though. I miss this. And gen.

But mostly since it's PG. Because I really like PG.

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Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Rating: PG
Words: 2593
Summary: "That’s how I knew you must’ve been really out of it, because you never use that kind of honorific speech with me."

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Splitting stuff up, ugh. So. Much. Work. Forgot how to do everything. Seriously over this thing now.

And very much done with myself.

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: R-18
Words: 9906
Warnings: Mentions of possible underage dub-con from Sasuke's past. Since it was so unexpected, not at all intentional, the situation came out weirdly vague; I don't have any more backstory for it, besides Naruto as an unreliable narrator.

Summary: “...since is when is my Uzumaki Naruto perfect?"

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Never thought I'd actually see the return of closet pervert!Naruto and spread-legs!Sasuke.

Ultimately, yes, I'm still procrastinating that one certain thing.

Anywho, it's a given I can’t write sex scenes to save my life. Will never claim to. Sexy is definitely never what my Sasuke and Naruto turn out to be and exactly why I refuse to take myself seriously with them. This one’s probably cluttered with too much dialogue, among other needless things. A lot of little seriousness did manage to slip through, but no sexytimes to be had here.

Esepcially since I was listening to PSY's Daddy while writing some of this, and I seriously cannot with myself right now.

( They both act a little more spoiled in this one, I think...because they tend to spoil each other, maybe?Collapse )

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: R-18
Words: 9906
Warnings: Mentions of possible underage dub-con from Sasuke's past. Since it was so unexpected, not at all intentional, the situation came out weirdly vague; I don't have any more backstory for it, besides Naruto as an unreliable narrator.

Summary: “...since is when is my Uzumaki Naruto perfect?"

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Like everything I else, I fought with this. Didn't know where I was going. Just made it something else to check off the list, yeah. What can I say? Stuff went down at that wedding.

( Obscure Doraemon reference for the win (ignore the JP one)Collapse )

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke, Mikoto
Rating: PG-13
Words: 5572
Summary: "...the only thing he did was ask me to stay."

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Not sure what to label this, other than a really shameless attempt at my version of songfic something I could finish really quick-like.

Eh. I's be so rusty.

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Characters: Sakura, Ino
Rating: PG
Words: 267
Summary: "The one with the prettiest of views."

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Test run, I suppose this is. Still can't decide if it's crack or not. It's the earliest from the RSAU series, which I wish I could be a little more serious with, but it's so...bleh. I'm just throwing it up now before I get lazy again and forget about the trope bingo thing it was supposed to fufill.

So, yeah, an exercise in futility. And with a false semblance of semi-plot, too. Always, this is why I can't have nice things. I'll come back to it later.

At least I'm keeping the Gorillaz theme...kind of.

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: PG-15
Words: 2469
Summary: ?

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...so. Apparently, I've been writing a lot. Just not posting. Life's actually being a little good to me. Knew I was going to come back here, though, because I always do. If only I didn't keep getting banned from my account for always forgetting my password.

Same old spiel, part of the WNMS verse. And dialogue-only, since that seems to be my comfort zone. Honestly, I can't with the manga lately. Feigning ignorance until further notice.

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1518
Summary: "Yeah, I think that’s just your family’s messed-up sense of humour."

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So many things I was supposed to do, which is leading to random smatterings posted here and there, including this prompt table I started way back when. Can't decide how to organise it yet. What are headers? Meh.

Even so, I’ve always, always wanted to do one of these 1sentence type things. It’s like a tray of amuse bouche. One of those huge, colossal trays filled with one of each of some kind of petit four or somehing. Served outside, well into dusk, on this ridiculously expansive patio across from a Japanese inspired rock garden...with a koi pond—yeah, I put too much thought into that, but the notion still stands.

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Set 001

( 006, 075, 037, 038, 074, 064Collapse )

Notice, this is stretching the fabric of believability. However, this series is also very self-indulgent.

( One of these things cancels out the other.Collapse )

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Characters: Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Sasuke
Rating: R
Words: 4368
Summary: “No, the guy just threatened to de-man me. With a plastic spoon.”

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In my personal little head canon, Sasuke died with Itachi, then they both lived happily ever after in some kind of Uchiha heaven (or Sasuke razed Konoha to the ground in a blaze of maniacal laughter and glory--no, really, I'm being serious), and Naruto becomes Hokage and ends up with Sakura (after they both have a two year stint as ANBU), and the world continues to spin round.

( My N/S playlist stole all the songs from my N/G playlist--smh.Collapse )

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: PG
Words: 4501
Summary: “And what makes you think I’d even need to rely on a clumsy guy like you?”

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