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dorkyCurrent Music:: Ryan Adams & the Cardinals - Stop
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We're going to America.
Land of hot sauce and catastrophic wealth imbalance.
12 October 2015 @ 01:09 am
Does anyone out there want to try scribd for a couple of months? You can read ebooks and stuff for free!
https://www.scribd.com/g/4r1x2q
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blah16 June 2015 @ 08:49 pm
HEY, does anyone want to try scribd for a couple of months? You can read ebooks and stuff for free!
https://www.scribd.com/g/4r1x2q
Now to return to forgetting that I have an account here!
https://www.scribd.com/g/4r1x2q
Now to return to forgetting that I have an account here!
31 January 2012 @ 01:58 pm
Current Mood:: okay
okayCurrent Music:: Ingrid Michaelson - This is War
28 July 2011 @ 01:44 am
I usually post about this earlier, but for obvious reasons I haven't... so anyway the Porn Battle prompt post is open. EDIT: Here it is on Dreamwidth, btw.
So there it is if you want to prompt for some porn.
So there it is if you want to prompt for some porn.
Current Mood:: 
crappy
crappy12 July 2011 @ 02:43 am
Title: Worn Out (In an Okay Way)
Prompt:
un_love_you #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 754
Rating: PG-13
Table: Over here.
Summary: "That was--" // "Incredible?" // "Vigorous, is what I was going to say." (Part of the 'New Tricks' series.)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.
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Prompt:
un_love_you #14. I'm awake and you're breathing.Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 754
Rating: PG-13
Table: Over here.
Summary: "That was--" // "Incredible?" // "Vigorous, is what I was going to say." (Part of the 'New Tricks' series.)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Please don't sue.
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Current Mood:: 
uncomfortable
uncomfortableCurrent Music:: Jennifer O'Connor - The Thought of You
30 June 2011 @ 10:30 pm
Title: There Are Many Ways to Go About It
For:nbckink
Prompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, anal.
Warning: anal sex.
Spoilers: "Cooter," "Apollo, Apollo," & others, but nothing recent
Word Count: 4,251
Rating: NC-17
Notes: I was going to post this anonymously, but when something gets this long, I feel I may as well attach my name to it even if I feel a little weird about it. And I've felt weird about stuff I've posted before this, so all the more reason to go for it.
Summary: "She *did* eventually say, well... it was something she could try. Perhaps. If he really wanted to do it."
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Don't sue.
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For:
nbckinkPrompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, anal.
Warning: anal sex.
Spoilers: "Cooter," "Apollo, Apollo," & others, but nothing recent
Word Count: 4,251
Rating: NC-17
Notes: I was going to post this anonymously, but when something gets this long, I feel I may as well attach my name to it even if I feel a little weird about it. And I've felt weird about stuff I've posted before this, so all the more reason to go for it.
Summary: "She *did* eventually say, well... it was something she could try. Perhaps. If he really wanted to do it."
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Don't sue.
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Current Music:: Matt Nathanson - Loud
Current Mood:: 
embarrassed
embarrassed12 June 2011 @ 11:02 pm
Title: Talk German to Me, Baby
For:nbckink
Prompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, Speaking German in bed.
Spoilers: through "Black Tie"
Word Count: 734
Rating: R
Summary: Lemon allows dirty talk in German.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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For:
nbckinkPrompt: 30 Rock, Jack/Liz, Speaking German in bed.
Spoilers: through "Black Tie"
Word Count: 734
Rating: R
Summary: Lemon allows dirty talk in German.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Current Music:: Jon Brion - Here We Go
Current Mood:: 
silly
silly04 June 2011 @ 02:04 am
Pick a show for me to start Netflixing!
The Big Bang Theory
22(45.8%)
Cougar Town
26(54.2%)
EDIT: This poll keeps getting tied!
EDIT 2: Since one of them was finally winning for a bit, I decided to close the poll. Cougar Town it is!
Current Mood:: 
curious
curiousCurrent Music:: The Simpsons - Cape Feare (Medley)
04 June 2011 @ 01:03 am
Title: Get In and Get Out
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: through "Greenzo"
Word Count: 1,331
Rating: R
Summary: Pete is still having an affair with his wife. This is kind of putting a cramp in Liz's affair with Jack...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: through "Greenzo"
Word Count: 1,331
Rating: R
Summary: Pete is still having an affair with his wife. This is kind of putting a cramp in Liz's affair with Jack...
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Current Music:: Leona Naess - Heavy Like Sunday
Current Mood:: silly
silly08 May 2011 @ 10:55 pm
Title: Better Than Myself
Author:
michellek
Challenge:drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Liz/Wesley, Liz/Jack, Jack/Avery
Table: In The Dark
Prompt: #16. By candlelight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: "I'm getting married. On purpose this time." Spoilers through 'Double-Edged Sword.'
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Author:
michellekChallenge:
drabble123Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Liz/Wesley, Liz/Jack, Jack/Avery
Table: In The Dark
Prompt: #16. By candlelight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: "I'm getting married. On purpose this time." Spoilers through 'Double-Edged Sword.'
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Current Music:: Adele - Fool That I Am
Current Mood:: blah
blah03 May 2011 @ 03:26 pm
The latest episode of 30 Rock:
I loved it!
7(24.1%)
I liked it!
13(44.8%)
I hated it!
9(31.0%)
Avery:
Gone for good.
14(41.2%)
Gone for a while.
17(50.0%)
Will be + freedom = :) fairly soon.
3(8.8%)
Current Mood:: nerdy
nerdy26 April 2011 @ 11:01 pm
Title: Like a Form of Sex Kissing Pollen
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt:drabbles100 #016. Purple
Word Count: 452
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Table is here.
Summary: The effects of gas leaks. (Post-ep for '100.')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. The TV reference is to The Simpsons.
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Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt:
drabbles100 #016. PurpleWord Count: 452
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Table is here.
Summary: The effects of gas leaks. (Post-ep for '100.')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. The TV reference is to The Simpsons.
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Current Music:: Rilo Kiley - Under the Blacklight
Current Mood:: uncomfortable
uncomfortable11 April 2011 @ 02:35 am
Current Music:: William Fitzsimmons - Psychasthenia
Current Mood:: 
bored
bored05 April 2011 @ 10:19 pm
Title: With You Behind Me
Author:michellek
Challenge:drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #4. Hole
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "... don't you think this is a pretty impersonal way to have sex?"
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Author:
michellekChallenge:
drabble123Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #4. Hole
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "... don't you think this is a pretty impersonal way to have sex?"
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Current Mood:: 
gloomy
gloomyCurrent Music:: Death Cab for Cutie - Your Heart is an Empty Room
04 April 2011 @ 12:46 am
Title: Not That One
Author:michellek
Challenge:drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #13. Edge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: She's never really considered being with Jack. (Reference to 'Plan B.')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Author:
michellekChallenge:
drabble123Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Sex 2
Prompt: #13. Edge
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Summary: She's never really considered being with Jack. (Reference to 'Plan B.')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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Current Mood:: uncomfortable
uncomfortableCurrent Music:: I Am Kloot - Proof
01 April 2011 @ 12:55 am
Title: As I Say
For: The Alphabet Meme
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: K is for Kink. (Formindymakru.)
Word Count: 4,007
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Summary: Jack supposes he should have always assumed Liz had some sort of kinkiness in her. (Companion piece to "Do This, Do That, Do Everything.")
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. One phrase in here is something that amused me in Arrested Development, and I give credit to them for amusing me.
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For: The Alphabet Meme
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Prompt: K is for Kink. (For
mindymakru.)Word Count: 4,007
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Summary: Jack supposes he should have always assumed Liz had some sort of kinkiness in her. (Companion piece to "Do This, Do That, Do Everything.")
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue. One phrase in here is something that amused me in Arrested Development, and I give credit to them for amusing me.
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Current Music:: Band of Horses - Laredo
Current Mood:: 
content
content24 March 2011 @ 02:51 am
Pick a header for me to use next:
This one.
4(8.9%)
That one.
41(91.1%)
Current Music:: Deerheart - Breakdown
Current Mood:: bored
bored23 March 2011 @ 12:52 am
Title: In The Morning, I'll Wish I'd Kept My Clothes On
For: Green Beer & Kisses: The [Totally Not] Annual femslash_today Porn Battle
Prompt: 30 Rock, Liz/Nancy/Avery, Jack
Spoilers: "I Do Do," but AU
Word Count: 1,455
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Liz is trying to rationalize this as something *good.*
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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For: Green Beer & Kisses: The [Totally Not] Annual femslash_today Porn Battle
Prompt: 30 Rock, Liz/Nancy/Avery, Jack
Spoilers: "I Do Do," but AU
Word Count: 1,455
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Liz is trying to rationalize this as something *good.*
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Current Mood:: embarrassed
embarrassedCurrent Music:: The Weepies - How You Survived the War
16 March 2011 @ 10:56 pm
Title: Everybody Knows
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 474
Rating: PG
Summary: Liz and Avery run into each other. (Part of the 'Stay With Me' series.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Word Count: 474
Rating: PG
Summary: Liz and Avery run into each other. (Part of the 'Stay With Me' series.)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue!
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Current Music:: Tom Waits - Alice
Current Mood:: okay
okay