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Liek zomg, Harry Pottor (not a spoiler, funny as hell)
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That is all.

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Current Location: Asleep
Current Music: Chaser - Hirasawa Susumu

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So yeah, the movie was amazing. The morning after (at 6:45 am), dreamplum and I were walking to the gas station to get some gatorade for me through some decently thick fog. It was perfect :P

At the gas station, this random guy there asks if we were just waking up or still hadn't gone to bed yet. My response was "Yes," and then I went on to say I had just seen the Silent Hill movie. He responded with, "Yeah, that Jay and Silent Bob are funny as hell."

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Current Music: Re-venge vs De-sire - Tsugaru (apple mix)

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Click this.

That is all.

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*dusts off LJ*

I'm currently compiling an FAQ for UF's help desk for the College of Food and Agriculture's electronic library and I'm saving all the juicy e-mails for major snarking.. but that will have to come later once lexkixass finishes commenting on them.

Anyways: dreamplum messaged me at work today, asking to come pick her up from her office when I get out. I walk over, and find that she's about ready to saw her own head off rather than deal with the abstract she had been working on about her tomato research. I sat there for a while, when she told me that I had better call up leiabelle (who was going to come over to our place and hang out for a bit before they all went off to the knitting club), and let her know that she should go and hang with _purple_raven_ and duckyshepherd (a quick walk away) instead, at least until we finished up and could collect them.

I take her cell phone, go to contacts, and dial her number.

I put the phone to my ear, only to have it ring, with leiabelle calling me.

We both thought it was odd that we had just called each other. She then went on to say that she had waited outside for a minute, and then went to hang out with _purple_raven_ and duckyshepherd since we weren't around, which is what I had wanted to call her to tell her.

At this point, we're both starting to laugh, and then _purple_raven_ and I (unable to hear each other as she's sitting across the room on the opposite side of the phone conversation), at the same time, say that it was like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

At that point, it was official. dreamplum's abstract was so difficult to deal with that it was causing quantum singularities.

Current Music: DI internet radio.
Current Mood: blah headache

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Where did this come from, and where can I find more? o_o
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You come back and hear lines like this:

"So, if M-Preg, then grapefruit spoon?"

Current Mood: confused confused

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Peep through the door
It seems as though the grass was much greener before
The dead life has been washed upon the sea shore
Money and greed deluded what is truly pure
And yet our flesh keeps screeching out for more

Now you're trapped
A hole in the ozone about to make the world collapse
Pollution fills the air and minds with bullet twisted facts
Midnight is now upon us people righteous laws are coming back

Don't turn your head away cause you can't get away
Your mind is lost because your spirit has been led astray
Don't ever say you gave it all if you ain't gave it all
Just fade it in the hazy purple twilight
No more time I tried to warn you all it's now approaching midnight

Panic's in the air
Some jumping out of buildings others on their knees in prayer
Some cry out to the sky and yell they aren't quite prepared
You looked god in the face and said forgive me all he did was stare.

Now you can run,
But where you gonna hide from all the power of the sun?
The cosmic reprecussions of what human kind has done
No understanding of the fullness everything is simply one

Soon to be none again so that new life can come again
Illusions rule the mind your soul is never gonna end
So don't pretend you gave it all if you ain't gave it all
Just fade it in the hazy purple twilight
No more time I tried to warn you all it's now approaching midnight

So I bid farewell.
No more good times or bad times, no more heaven no more hell.
Now brace yourself for impact it's a half hour to twelve
Complete in total darkness empty space is where you're left to dwell.

And all you had to do was live today for your tomorrow
But now it's over and you're drowning deep inside your sorrow
You could've led but instead you confirmed and chose to follow
So once again I bid farewell

There's only seconds left you'd like to second guess
But through your foolish ways you've literally beckoned death
So just don't say you gave it all if you ain't gave it all
Just fade it in the hazy purple twilight
No more time I tried to warn you all it's now approaching midnight

Current Music: DJ Shadow - Midnight in a perfect world [Gift of Gab Mix]
Current Mood: blank gone

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Funny little something I came across online.

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This is actually dead on for me. Wow :p

Random Comic Generator v2.0 by Delya
Nickname
Paper or plastic?
panel 1
panel 2
panel 3
Quiz created with MemeGen!

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Whoever said that whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger never had food poisoning. ugh. I am feeling a lot better now but as far as strength goes, I'd say I'm about on par with a kitten. Thanks to everyone who wished me well on zee Farfaloon's posts, and another thanks to leiabelle for quite the awesome card.

You can't get rid of me!! HAAHAHAHAHAHA *GAK COUGH WHEEZE, passes out*
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Stolen from vanillabrew and leiabelle: Take the first 25 songs that come up in your playlist and add 'in my pants' to the end of the title.

1. Paul Oakenfold - Elysian Fields in my pants.
2. Slake - 22Dunk(Another) in my pants.
3. LTJ Bukem - Music in my pants.
4. Nine Inch Nails - We're In This Together in my pants.
5. Josh Wink - Simple Man in my pants.
6. Zone of the Enders - Jehuty will self destruct in my pants.
7. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out in my pants.
8. Radiohead - The Amazing Sounds of Orgy in my pants.
9. Björk - I Miss You in my pants.
10. Brainbug - Nightmare in my pants.
11. Dane Cook - Don't Tickle Me in my pants.
12. Alexia - Music is the Vibe in my pants.
13. Sasha - I'm Free in my pants.
14. Paul Oakenfold - Someone in my pants.
15. White Zombie - More Human than Human in my pants.
16. Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings in my pants.
17. Ken Ishii - Creation The State of Art in my pants.
18. Astral Projection - PSYCHADELIC BURNOUT in my pants.
19. Peter Gabriel - Saulisbury Hill in my pants.
20. Akira Yamaoka - Killing Time in my pants.
21. Radiohead - Airbag in my pants.
22. Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Still... You Turn Me On in my pants.
23. Paul Oakenfold - In the Lab in my pants.
24. Eminem - Ass Like That in my pants.
25. BT & Tsunami One - The Hip Hop Phenomenon in my pants.




I'm starting to think my playlist hit some of those songs on purpose... >_>

Current Music: Nine Inch Nails - The Mark has been Made....... in my pants.

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hello this is claudia i am hacking daddy's jernele while he is at werk!!!!! i love my daddy!!!!!!! meow.

Current Mood: flirty wantfood

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Well, The Ring: Two is coming out in theaters on March 18th. If anybody wanted to get together and watch it, let me know. Also, since I have Ringu and The Ring on dvd, (as well as Ringu 2 and Ringu 0 on my computer) we could all get together and have a giant Ring party sometime before the movie came out.

Lemme know :p

Current Music: Farf eez listening to some nice classical

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I just bombed all my friends' friend pages.

pwned :P

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haxx0r3d!!1!one!

mujah >:D

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You scored as Kakashi. You’re a bit of a mystery; no-one knows when you are smiling behind that mask. You genarally appear laid back, have a bad habit of being late and don’t seem to care much. However, you’ve got the sharpest mind. I never ever would want to get in a fight with you – you can be very dangerous when you want to.

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Kakashi

63%

Neji

56%

Genma

50%

Hinata

50%

Iruka

50%

Shikamaru

50%

Rock Lee

44%

Naruto

38%

TenTen

38%

Sasuke

38%

Which Naruto ninja are you most like?
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Does anyone happen to know what this song is?

Current Mood: curious curious
Current Music: What eez it?

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Not much more needs to be said :p
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