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Watching Olympics. I liked the snowboarding events and I'm currently watching Curling. I like it not so much for the action, but for the strategy involved.

I hate pennies

Pennies need to go... they are useless...

George Carlin's Greatest Moment

The heart of the Occupy Wall Street movement as Told by George Carlin.  I can only imagine how he would have influenced and championed the protesters and amplified their voice.

Occupy Wall Street



Rush, like all the ultra conservitives in Tea Party overrun Republican party are completely missing the mark once again.   Just 13 more months until those bastards can be voted out of office... assuming voting laws they've changed in their power grab this year doesn't keep too many people from the polls. 

More Darwin Award Winners




Should we really be helping people with this?  Survival of the fittest and all.

Do not pay homage to stupidity

Stolen from: www.fanfiction.net/u/2036266/DriftWood1965

Stupid Stuff found on profiles

I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!

When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.

If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity.

Ikea Does Jurasic Park



Follows the movie fairly well.

X-Puppets

X-Puppets

I'd watch this.

In An Apatow World

I actually like most of the apatow movies... They give hope to schlubs like me...  That said, this is funny video:  In An Apatow World

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  • maltor
    12 Feb 2014, 19:04
    Hahaha I know what you mean!

    Is there a specific number of turns or moves or something?
  • maltor
    12 Feb 2014, 08:36
    I'm not familiar with bocce ball beyond hearing it mentioned in some Woody Allen movie. I've mainly heard it referred to as Chess on ice, but after having watched several matches I think it's a…
  • maltor
    12 Feb 2014, 05:11
    I haven't seen much curling. I'm curious, but not enough to look up the schedule.

    somewhat similar to bocce ball, isn't it, in game theory?
  • maltor
    10 Feb 2014, 21:45
    Wow! My school didn't even have a 10 year reunion. Lots changes for sure. But everyone in the halls is a potential friend in the right circumstance. Nice to meet you again too :)
  • maltor
    10 Feb 2014, 20:06
    Yeah... I haven't been feeling to social for a while so I've been avoiding 'social media.' Will that change now? I don't know. It kinda feels like it did when I went to my 5 yr High School…
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