Friday the 13th
by macklingirl
The alarm clock rang with a terrible, shrill sound. Bodie pulled the blanket over his head while Doyle leaned over him and banged on the alarm clock in anger. ‘"Damn it, I was having such a nice dream. The two of us on a deserted island in Greece..."
Bodie peeked cautiously out from under the blanket and replied, "Let's stay in bed and cuddle, Ray. It's Friday the 13th, after all."
"No, you know we have an appointment with Cowley at 9 o'clock sharp," Doyle replied, getting out of bed. "We should hurry if we want to shower and have breakfast."
Grumbling to himself, Bodie got out of bed, put on his dressing gown, and said to the figure disappearing into the bathroom, "Ok, I'll make breakfast while you take a shower. Then we'll swap."
Ray Doyle went into the bathroom, turned on the shower tap, peed, and then stepped into the shower. With a loud "Fucking hell," he jumped back, slipped, and bumped his hip against the sink. "Bodie! Why is the water freezing cold?" he shouted, rubbing his sore hip. He quickly put on his bathrobe, turned off the water and headed for the kitchen.
"You can forget about showering, Sunshine. The boiler's broken. We only have ice-cold water," he grumbled, took the cup of tea from Bodie's hand, and started to drink. Before Bodie could warn him, he burned his tongue on the boiling hot tea. "Careful, the tea is still very hot," said Bodie. "Thanks, I've noticed," Doyle lisped, sticking out his tongue and trying to cool it in the cold air.
After a breakfast that could have been an Olympic record, they set about getting dressed for the day. Bodie was just putting on his jacket when Doyle swore loudly. "Look at that, now the shoelace on my new trainers has broken. That's not fair!"
"Never mind, put your boots on, we have to go," replied Bodie, holding the door open for him. "Come on, hurry up." They ran downstairs. "What's up?" Doyle asked when they reached the Capri, and Bodie made no move to unlock the car. "You said yourself we had to go. Unlock it." Bodie patted his pockets. "I forgot the car keys," he sighed, turned around, jogged back into the house and up the three flights of stairs to his flat, because the lift was broken too.
"We'll never get there on time," Doyle sighed, leaning against the bonnet. "But then again, it is Friday the 13th!"
The moment Bodie stepped out of the front door, a black cat ran in front of his feet, meowing loudly, asking for attention. To avoid tripping over the animal or kicking it (the cat belonged to his neighbour and was really very cute and sweet), Bodie swerved to the left and stepped right into a deep puddle. While the cat looked at him reproachfully and Doyle couldn't stop laughing, Bodie lifted his left foot and shook it in disgust. Cursing quietly to himself, he walked to the car, unlocked the doors and got in. "Let's go, we only have 35 minutes left and the drive to HQ takes 30 minutes," Doyle said and settled into the passenger's seat. Bodie started the Capri and floored the accelerator. "We can make it, I know a shortcut."
They were less than ten minutes away from HQ when, just ahead of them, a delivery van swerved to avoid a child running onto the road, skidded and collided with an oncoming bus. Cursing, Bodie slammed on the brakes. "Okay, Sunshine, let them know we're going to be late. Cowley is going to have our heads." While Doyle tried to reach HQ, Bodie restarted the Capri and drove around the accident site. "I can't get through," Doyle said. "We're definitely going to be transferred to records for the rest of our lives for failing to attend the briefing without excuse."
Fifteen minutes later, they reached the car park with screeching tyres, jumped out of the crookedly parked Capri and ran up the steps to HQ, only to come to an abrupt halt right behind the entrance door. "Freddie, put that ladder away. You know it brings bad luck to walk under it," Bodie gasped. "I won't do that on Friday the 13th."
Before Freddie could react, Doyle had pushed the ladder aside and continued running. "Come on, you superstitious fool." Not relying on the lift, they ran up the two floors to Cowley's office, taking two steps at a time. Gasping for breath, they stood in front of Betty's desk. "Oh," said Betty, "there you are. We tried to reach you, but you were probably already on your way. Mr Cowley says you're on standby today and can stay at home. He's in a meeting with the minister all day and won't have time for you until tomorrow."
Bodie and Doyle looked at Betty in disbelief. "What?" Doyle exclaimed, while Bodie said, "I told you, it's Friday the 13th, let's stay in bed."
While Doyle looked at him in shock and Betty laughed out loud, Bodie blushed. The worst thing about Friday the 13th was that their secret was no longer a secret.
The End
Title: Friday the 13th
Author: macklingirl
Proslib: Yes, please
Genre: Slash
Disclaimer: Bodie, Doyle and Betty are not mine, but I love to play with them. And I always return them to their owner. I don't make any money with this little piece of silliness.