Before he hated me, anyway :P
Sol: *is in the kitchen, reheating left-over fried rice*
Dad: *wanders into kitchen* *sees Sol with rice* *stands behind her and stares at fried rice*
Sol: *continues rice-prep*
Dad: *stares*
Sol: ...
Dad: *STARES*
Sol: ...
Dad: ...did you know that if frogs had wings, they wouldn't have to bump their butts?
Sol: ...uh-HUH. You're a freak, Dad. @_@;;
Dad: Well, it's true. *wanders back out of kitchen*
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Sol: *is in kitchen, mixing cake batter*
Dad: *wanders in* *decides he will express his amusement at Sol's new Spiderman-inspired love of Willem Dafoe* *starts singing the old animated Spiderman theme* Spiderman, Spiderman - does what~ever a spider can! Spins a web, uhh *forgets words, starts making shit up* climbs a wall! *dithers* Jumps down your back a~and bites your balls! Hey theeeeeeeere, there goes the Spi~iderman!
Sol: >__<;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Dad: *is quiet for a few minutes* *begins to recite nursury rhyme* Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey; When along came a spider who sat down beside her, and she reached over and STOMPED THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!
Sol: -____-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Sol: *is upstairs, watching telly in the bro's room* *parents have gone to see movie*
*noises from downstairs* *parents are home*
Sol: So how was the movie?
Mom: *calls from hallway* Oh, it wasn't bad. It was just-
Dad: *trots by* Oh, you should have gone! It had *insert name of random male celebrity Sol likes* naked in the shower with *insert name of OTHER random male celebrity Sol likes*
Sol: O__O;;;; *has brief panic attack wondering if the dad has been looking through her bookmarks*
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