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Here are a few heavy hitters (and some fun little asides) that will help you save money, look better, smell better, and making finding love 2% easier in…

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The Fatal Flaw with “He’s Just Not That Into You”

So often in dating, I would try to rationalize or overlook extremely clear signals from men that they were Not That Into Me.

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Portrait of The Mythical "Man in Finance"

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Why most dating advice is terrible

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