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9 Weird Little Things to Improve Your Love Life
Here are a few heavy hitters (and some fun little asides) that will help you save money, look better, smell better, and making finding love 2% easier in…
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The Fatal Flaw with “He’s Just Not That Into You”
So often in dating, I would try to rationalize or overlook extremely clear signals from men that they were Not That Into Me.
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Portrait of The Mythical "Man in Finance"
6'2", blue eyes, 1.5M in total annual comp
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Why most dating advice is terrible
And not for the reason you think
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When Should You Sleep With Him? (The Surprising Answer)
First of all, I hit 100 paid subscribers the other day and got my much coveted Substack bestseller white checkmark: to everyone who pitched in, THANK…
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The Infinite Pussy Glitch, Pt 3: Dating as a 50-Something NYC Man
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The Infinite Pussy Glitch: The Data Behind Dating as an Eligible Man in NYC
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I Texted Every Guy Who Dumped Me—Here’s What They Said
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Don't view dating as a status problem.
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Dating App Norms for Dummies
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Why Your Romantic Checklist Failed
How to tear up, rewrite, and reverse engineer your romantic checklist so you actually fall in love.
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