Seriously. They want to do a remake, and MTV will be the people doing it. NO. DO NOT WANT. This might not help anything but a girl can hope. If you guys haven't signed this yet and you don't want to see an amazing classic get raped, sign.

<3

I have decided that I am going to name my first son, my heir...

Dash Dashell.

Not only will he be a world renown skiier. But he will also know how to speak in strange medical jargon, but he will be able to establish that "SPIDERS HIBERNATE IN THE WINTER!!!" which he will actually teach me.

Never trust evil professors with frameless glasses. Frameless glasses are obviously works of SATAN! SATAN. SANTA.

The father of Dash Dashell is... STeve Buschemia. B/c he is awesome.

Breeding giant man eating spiders do not, I repeat fine gentlemen, ever justify the means. Breeding spiders never helps the world. Especially when you are trying to save the world with giant spiders, trymake sure that they do not have a hungering for man flesh. You think men trained to shoot with guns would be able to hit a giant moving spider with a machine gun. Also, wouldnt spiders eventually get full nd so maybe tey would stop eating everyone. You know eventually. Maybe? Perhaps.

In the year 2007, a Razr phone retails at 300 dollars. This happens b/c they can actually be able to kill a horcrux. This guy is going to get gangraped by 4 spiders.

Im fucking ready to laugh.

I am an idiot sometimes. Yesterday I was writing about the fact that Chuck is going to be in NYC and I totally forgot the link. This is b/c I'm very tired. And today god, even more tired. Hey, you know what would be fun? Sleep. That'd be a good fucking time.

Anywho, sleep deprivation aside, heres the link.

http://www.strandbooks.com/app/www/p/profile/?isbn=1499150709
That takes you to the exact page where you can buy tickets. As of right now there are 17 tickets remaining. If that doesn't work go through using this link...

http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/tour.php

Pretty sure people can find the link to the strand books right there in the article thingie so yea. I had a dream I met Chuck and he let me interview... Such good fucking times.

So, Rome has ended. Entirely. It ran two seasons and now at the end of its second season it has ended. Only ten episodes. I am quite sad to see it end. And at the end Rome ended wonderfully. The audience got to see the end of Antony and Cleopatra. They treated us to some great Pullo/Vorenus male bonding and killing like 15 guys with a fair amount of ease. O shall I miss you old fat town cryer. I will be sad to know that I will never be able to mock your strange hand gestures while you speak to the Roman people.

The cut below has spoilers for character death that wasn't already written into the history books.

(Real entry at some point this week)

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It is hailing outside. It is also raining/snowing outside. It also happens to be fucking freezing.

My school is shutting down at 5 PM.

I normally goto three classes today. My two first classes have been cancelled.

My math class, hasn't been cancelled. I now get the extreme pleasure to go to school in this goddamn weather.

For one class. For two hours. Only so I can turn around and go right back home.

Fuck you, math. Fuck you, Professor Borat.

Bad fucking times.

So I'm going off to my second day of comic con. And many questions shall be answered.

Will I be able to refrain from stuffing Jhonen Vasquez into the marriage sack I've prepared? (HE IS THE CUTEST THING ON EARTH I MET HIM YESTERDAY!) *hem hem*
Will I be able to talk to Stephen King without stammering and do an effective interview?
Part two, will I even get an interview with Stephen King?
Will my friend's ever stop cock blocking?

Last night was awesome though. Got a bunch of swag. Which I will be handing out to some of my friends. But who knows, people need to play their cards right. I got a 300 poster for a special boy with facial hair. And maybe even a buffy thing for someone who is short and currently in Boston. But I don't know... I may just eat all my awesome free stuff. Yummm free.

Did I mention I met Jhonen? SQUEE!

A very happy birthday to Johhny Rotten!

I think I'll create a real entry about life, love and what 50 thousand hippies smell like.

They smell like a mixture of pot, sweat and hope. It was quite disturbing. Also prepare for a math rant/what I could create that is more efficent than the people that work at my college. Heres a hint, one of the things is a corpse on strings.

School starts today. My first class isn't technically until 6 o clock tonight. But I need to go in early and overtally into a math class. Fuck you school!! guh. So... things have been weird. I went to a bunch of new states this weekend. And I ended up somewhere. I'll give you guys a hint where we all ended up.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/27/iraq.protest.ap/index.html

good times. I have Twilight Princess for gamecube. I want to have sex with it. More later when I'm actually able to think.

Looks like 2006 is coming to an end. Good times my friends. I'm seriously fucking sick, of course. But that won't be stopping me from partying. Gotta party no matter what. Unless I die or something. And then I still want my corpse to be dragged to the party and have it made to look like I'm still alive and rockin. Even though that may be the plot of Weekend at Bernies. O man. I really can't hear that well. My ears are all clogged up and my throat fucking kills. This seriously sucks. Gonna be drinking dayquil and drugging myself so I can make it through New Years Eve. I will probably drink some tea a little later too. All in all it seems like a plan.

Anywho last night was a pregaming party for New Years. Went over to Justin and Ayla's and played the Wii! Fuck. That Wii... it is really good. Ayla hit me while we were playing tennis. It was an "accident" yea ok. She hit Justin the other day too. She probably just has flippers for arms so she can't actually control them. The guys get so fucking into it though. Its insane. A fist fight almost broke out b/c of fucking Wii!golf. I watched a little bit of Zelda. That game looks so goddamn good. I gotta get a fucking Wii. Its not even funny. When I do get one though I'll probably become this weird shut-in and order my groceries online so I don't have to deal with people that much. It will just be me and my Wii. Then we all started drinking which was good times. Played some drunken Wii! tennis. Which was disastorous. People almost died... Reminded me of Nam. These three chicks that I didn't know got super trashed and like killed the party though. It sucked. They had like 4 shots!! Lightweights! This one girl kept calling people upstairs b/c she was in the shower and for some reason just couldn't take a cold shower and fucking sober up on her own. And then this other girl had to drunk dial her ex-bf and start yelling at him. Did I ever mention I hate 80% of drunk chicks? I just kinda chilled to the side. I was a depressed drunk for some reason. But then later on I vaguely remember getting up and dancing to Justin Timberlake. (And not Dick in Box, a real JT song) I am putting that one up to drunkeness, b/c I don't dance to Justin EVER. Got home around 3:30. Good night though.

Since New Years is comin up I think its time for a meme.

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Guh. I need to slow down with the partying/being out every night. Seriously taking a toll on me now. I haven't been sleeping that well and all I've been doing to aide that is by drinking more. Fantastic. The only good thing to come out of all this is that I'm writing again. I guess not sleeping and being in a half-living daze at all times is my muse. Well if thats what I must do... I'm actually liking my writing right now. Which is insane b/c I can't stand it normally. I've been picking up old half finished stories and editing them, then giving them some more life by writing a paragraph or so. Its coming together piece by piece. Hopefully in another few days or a week I'll have something to show the people that I normally share my writing with/my writing community. So good times.

Last night was fun. Katie came by. She found a guitar in the garbage and brought it back to my house. Its interesting b/c its like not badly damaged or anything. Its missing like 2 strings and the neck is a little cracked. But who knows maybe someone can fix it. So we sat around for awhile and then Dan brought his bf over and we all chilled and made brownies. Thats what the cool kids are doing. Watched Adult Swim blablabla. Didn't start drinking till about 3 in the morning. In which I began chugging as much as booze as possible. Not my smartest idea ever. But what are you gonna do. It was good times. Called some people. Then randomly messaged someone on facebook telling them how I want to have sex with them. I know this b/c when I was walking around this morning I noticed I had a new sent message in my folder. Fantastic. I kinda remember watching old Star Trek episodes but I cant really remember.

Shatastic!

Anyway, got no sleep again. Just kinda passed out for 5 minutes then jumped awake. Then around 8 my friend texted me to tell me he got the Wii. And then I was too bitter to get back to sleep. O yea. The bitterness and the construction. Fucking construction. Its like down the road and I can hear it perfectly some mornings. Goddamn. Time to drug myself into a coma!