"Let me spin you an epic tale, of faraway lands and heroic knights... or just of nearby ones and me..."

When last we saw our heroic, um... hero, he (me, the he who is me) had been forced to search out the nightmarish entity known as Employment.

Having survived the quest for Degree and achieved his goal of Master of Physics with Honours, he battles through the plains of Despair and Apathy seeking the ever elusive Job alongside his travelling companions, Sarcasm and Depression...