Little Red Riding Hood. The game would be to evade and/or defeat the big bad wolf. Maybe there could be a few levels played as the woodsman, trying to hunt down and cut the wolf open to release Little Red and her grandma.

Who wants to take a survey?

I'm doing a project for my marketing class on Keurig brewers. I need to collect data on people's opinions of their products. So far, I only have four survey takers. So...Who wants to be my best friend ever?

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/LG872MR

YES! I am a firm believer that knowledge is power. Kids should be taught before they are slammed with puberty what to expect. I had sex ed in sixth grade. The boys and girls were separated and the teacher talked mostly about bodily functions. It was a HUGE help since, like many of my friends at the time, I didn't want to ask my parents those questions.

Some people argue against sex ed because they want to preserve their child's innocence and keep them from sex. I believe that's what they're doing. If a girl knows about "the birds and the bees", she'll be more hesitant towards sexual relations. She'll know that, if she impregnates herself, she will irreversibly alter her life. If the girl is uneducated about sex, she won't know that she is supposed to make sure her boyfriend wears a condom. She'll think that, when she's ready for children, all she'll have to do is put in an order to the stork and have the baby flown in. Like in Dumbo.

Good luck when those hormones hit, kids. You've seen Animal Kingdom, right? Have fun controlling the instincts whispering dirty suggestions in your innocent ear. Let's just hope you indulge in a public place where PDA Police will cease your grinding.

Fever by Adam Lambert. It's my humming tune of choice.

I saw Adam Lambert unexpectedly on TV today! There was a casting special of RuPaul's Drag Race, and Sutan/Raja's video had Adam in it! I may have screamed a little...

Sutan's video starts around 11:30 and Adam appears at 12:40.

Bundt cake?? Yuck. Not American enough. If they landed in my front yard I would bake them some cookies and make some fried chicken. But only after ensuring that none of that is toxic to aliens. Don't want to start a war. I'd wear a tin foil hat, too. Just...you know...in case.

This is so freaking cute. Totally made my week. Darren Criss sang an interview, and he's all...Darreny and sweet and smiley.

video wouldn't embed, so here's the link!


http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/68404/239865#ooid=Nva2J2MTpvVR3jZuMhgpag-XUsbhrOhv

I haven't ever done a meme before, but this one looked fun! I stole it from the_con_cept .

p.s. The only real person I am allowing myself to use is Adam Lambert. But only because he's my current obsession.

Name 12 characters before looking at the questions that follow. List your characters numbered 1 to 12. Once you've picked your 12 characters, look at the questions and answer accordingly. (No peeking until you've picked your characters!) Put your answers behind a cut.

1) Adam Lambert
2) Remus Lupin
3) Kurt Hummel
4) Jack Sparrow
5) Dobby the house elf
6) Tiny Tim
7) Fred Weasley
8) Dr. Frankenfurter
9) Draco Malfoy
10) Jacob Black
11) Sirius Black
12) Spock

1) 6 and 8 are dating when one of them finds out he/she's actually royalty. Which one is it, and how does it affect their relationship? 0.0 Tiny Tim and Dr. Frankenfurter?? Umm. Ok. If Tiny Tim finds out he's royalty, I suppose Dr. Frankenfurter would feel entitled to a new wardrobe. It would probably get Tiny Tim off of Frankenfurter's future hit list as well..


2) 2 wants to seduce 12. How does he/she do it? Remus Lupin wants to seduce Spock. Remus would learn Vulcan language and customs, and find a way to convince Spock that dating him would be logical. Or maybe he'd go for the direct approach and just covertly caress Spock's hands every so often.

3) 1 and 5 are dating, and 1 is meeting 5's family for the first time. How does it go? Adam Lambert and Dobby are dating. I would love to be a fly on THAT wall. Where do house elves meet? The kitchen? Dobby's family would be all over Adam, trying to cater to him and calling him master. I suppose that would be pretty awkward because of the whole "I'm having sex with your elf-son" thing...

4) 4 and 8 are in relationship. Is it fluffy or is it filled with angry!sex? Jack Sparrow and Dr Frankenfurter. It would definitely be interesting. Frankenfurter would be all over Jack because of his rippling muscles and pirate tan. Jack would probably find a kindred spirit. I suspect the sex would be quite wild.

5) 3, 11 and 12 are in a "forced bond" sort of relationship. How did it happen and how do they deal? Kurt Hummel, Sirius Black, and Spock...I can actually see that in a story. It would either be a wizard thing or a Vulcan thing. Let's pick Vulcan. Spock is in "Vulcan heat" and he has no access to a Vulcan woman, so in order to protect his human mate, he needs two. Spock and Sirius are already together. Sirius and Spock go out to a bar to scout out possible third parties (under Spock's duress), when they find Kurt. They bring Kurt back to their place, do their mating ritual, and Kurt's so cute they decide to keep him. Spock DOES need help with his wardrobe after all.

6) 1 and 2 are attracted to each other, but it turns out they're related. How do they react? Would there be incest? Adam Lambert and Remus Lupin. Rawr. There would DEFINITELY be incest. Lots of it. All the time. Adam would use his wiles to convince Remus to abandon his moral objections.

7) 6 is madly in love with 9 and goes all out to woo him/her. What does this entail? How does 9 react? Tiny Tim is in love with Draco Malfoy. I don't think Draco would fall for a commoner like him, regrettably. Tiny Tim would probably write some poetry, and give some lovely hand made gifts that normal people would swoon over. Draco's a pureblood however, so after milking the attention for awhile, maybe getting some sexing out of Tim, he would ultimately reject and humiliate.

8) 7 wants to make 2 jealous. Does he/she sleep/pretend to have slept with with 1 or 11? Does it work? Fred Weasley wants to make Remus Lupin jealous. I don't know if he would pretend to sleep with either Adam Lambert or Sirius Black. Maybe some heavy PDA with both?

9) 3 and 6 are having the most romantic weekend ever. Where do they go and what do they do?
Kurt Hummel and Tiny Tim. Kurt would take Tim shopping!

10) 5 wants to do the kinkiest thing he/she can think of with 10. What is it? Does 10 agree?
Dobby wants to do something kinky with Jacob Black. I feel like Dobby would totally be into bondage. It would definitely work out because Dobby's a submissive being, and Jacob is an Alpha male of his pack. Go for it, guys. And please don't make a video.

11) 3 and 9 are 4's slaves. Which one would 4 have his/her way with? Would it be non-con/dub-con or hurt/comfort? Would 4 eventually set them free?
Kurt Hummel and Draco Malfoy are Jack Sparrow's slaves. Jack Sparrow would use them both, of course. At the same time. It would be completely consensual ravishing (most of the time) because everyone know's Jack Sparrow is a sexy beast. He probably wouldn't ever set them free unless they outwitted him somehow or sicced another Kraken on him.

12) 8 and 7 are partners in crime. 8 wants costumes so they won't be recognized, but 7 is reluctant. Do they do it? What sort of costume does 8 want 7 to wear, anyway?
OMG Dr Frankenfurter and Fred Weasley. It would be MADNESS! And of course, Dr Frankenfurter wants the costumes. Of course Fred will do it. They'll probably both end up dressed as women. And Frankenfurter will probably try to get Fred into a corset.

13) 10 is a superhero and 11 is his/her sidekick. 12 is their archenemy. 12 concocts a plan to defeat 10 with a lustray. Does this cause 10 to lust for 11 or 12? Does he/she manage to resist?
Jacob Black is a superhero. Sirius Black is the sidekick. Spock is the archenemy. Spock makes Jacob Black lust for him. No one can resist the Vulcan charm, so Jacob is drawn into Spock's seductive aura. They abandon their crime/crime fighting, and start a new life on a distant planet. This is until Sirius, the jealous sidekick who lusted for Spock as well, finds them both and takes Jacob down with a silver bullet. Spock and Sirius then live happily ever after. The End.

14) 5, 7, and 8 start a band. Who's the lead singer? Guitarist? What do they call themselves? Which of his/her bandmates does the lead singer seduce?
Dobby, Fred, and Dr Frankenfurter start a band. They're the Mad Elf Wheezers (otherwise known as MEW). Fred's on drums, Dobby does guitar and backup, and Frankenfurter is the lead singer (and also plays the tambourine).

15) 7 and 12 are married and they really seem to get along well--except for one thing. What is it they ALWAYS fight over? Who usually wins?
Fred Weasley and Spock are married. However, they always fight over Fred leaving his socks all over the apartment. Fred usually wins because he has no respect for Spock's logic. Opposites attract and all that jazz.

16) 11 has his/her pick of all the other guys/girls. Who does he choose and why?
Sirius Black has his pick of all the other guys. He chooses...Adam Lambert. First off, who WOULDN'T choose him. And secondly, Sirius loves rock and roll.



...Well that was fun! Imagination is such a good thing to exercise. It's fun to booby trap myself on things like this. Tiny Tim was a bit difficult to think about in coitus. Not Dobby though. Those floppy ears are sexy. ;P

*sigh* He makes me want to just latch on to any kind of cheeks he has and squeeze really hard.

HA! This makes me so happy. Total win.



Girl, you got everything.