I’m going to the Rally to Restore Sanity/March to Keep Fear Alive in D.C. on Saturday and I need to decide on a hilariously pragmatic statement to print on my sign.

So far I’ve come up with the following:

• “I HOPE I DON’T MISS MY BUS”
• “I CAN USE THIS SIGN AGAIN AT MY NEXT RALLY”
• “I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A CHAIR”
• “DID YOU KNOW GLENN BECK WAS AN EXTRA ON CHEERS?” (he was)
• “I <3 PROTEST SIGNS”
• “MEH.”
• "We have nothing to fear except fear itself. And bears."

Which one should I use? OR, If you aren’t going to the rally but have a great sign idea that you’d like to share with me, please feel free.

Thanks!

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• Move in to new apartment.
• YAY I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO LIVE!
• No internet for the first week.
• FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
• Me, in Borders, hating everyone around me:
• 
• FINALLY, INTERNET IN MY APARTMENT.
• DRINKING AND HAPPINESS:
• 
• One week later.
• No internet in my apartment.
• Time Warner: “Oh, we must have given you a defective modem.”
• Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU.
• Time Warner: “Someone will come by in 12 days to fix it.”
• ME: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
• And now, the cycle begins again.
• Me in Borders, right now.
• Really hating everyone around me:
• 
• Especially the man sitting next to me, who I thought was a woman because his hair is so long and luscious and mine will never, ever be that nice.
• FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Posted originally at my tumblr, but I'm still mad and still sitting at Borders so I'm venting to you guys now.

Hey guys, it's been a while. Like almost a year.

I graduated from Penn State in May with a degree in Film.
I moved to New York City and am slowly going broke.
My internship at BuzzFeed.com ends on October 15th and I need a new job.
Still with the boyfriend! Two and a half years now! :-) He lives in Boston though which makes things a little difficult.
No TV in my apartment because of the aforementioned broke-ness.
No internet in my apartment because Time Warner can suck my balls and gave us a defective modem and can't send a guy to fix it until the 29th. Until then, I'm camping out at a Borders sucking their free wireless dry. =/

Most importantly, I'm on tumblr now.

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Happy summer! 
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 8 Things Phroth found Phunny in May

 

8 Things Phroth found Phunny in May (read the full blog post)

 

1. Popeyes ran out of chicken

2. Woman blasts off boyfriend's penis using firecrackers

3. Kanyefy!!!

4. Motherlover

5. Carlos Zambrao loses his shit

6. 10 Ridiculous Anti-pornography commercials

7. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

8. Ohio man arrested for mowing unkempt grass at park 

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