Can't we all just get along?

We're all adults here, yes? That's what I thought. Then why are so many people acting like children tonight? It's really starting to bug me and make me want to run away to my bookshelf again.

ETA: Let me just add that I have no feelings either way on tonight's wank topic of choice in my fandom. I'm just sitting over here trying to write a kink meme fill in peace.