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mecadonDIRECTIONS: Go www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you.1) Your name?:
Laura
The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*
2) Your age?:
Nineteen|
| the sexiest age that there is and the sexiest females get married at this age. Damn, that wife is nineteen I'm not sure why she wasn't married at eighteen. |
3) One of your friends?:
Ellyse
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| A girl that is attracted to younger men. "Oh my god, she is 15 and shes chatting up a 12 year old, shes such an Ellyse." |
4) What should you be doing?:
Cleaning
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| (v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent. "I'm cleaning my closet." "Where are you shoving all your stuff then?" "My room." "Ah." |
5) Favorite Food?:
Potato
A root vegetable. For some reason, a popular subject in Flash cartoons.
Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.
Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."
Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.
What's taters, precious?
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Pooootato, potato, potato.
NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."
6) Hometown?
Melbourne
Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
Scag-rat 1: "Mate, the footy's back here in Melbourne."
Scag-rat 2: "I know, but it's alright, I just stole this VCR. Let's go see Skinny."
7) Middle name?:
Kate
A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.
1. I wish i was Kate.
2. Kate is great.
8) Car you drive?
Honda Civic
Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:
1. They are on their way to auto zone
2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.
9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Anne
An attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name.
Boy #1: How come you didn't take that hot chick home with you last night to bang?
Boy #2: No man, Anne isn't like that. You just don't dick around with girls like her.
10) Your last name?:
Dennis
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| 1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs. 2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing. 1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away 2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?.. |