I'm not sure if it's just the lack of sleep or if this really is one of the funniest things I've read this week, but...from the Wikipedia article on the Serial comma:

"The Times once published a description of a Peter Ustinov documentary: 'highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.'"

Hahahahahahahahaha...