| A Lament on the Decline of the Horror Genre. |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|04:59 pm]
king_nerd
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Boy, the way Bram Stoker wrote.
Even Varney gets my vote.
They would go right for the throat.
Those were the days!
Necromancy chilled your spine.
Zombies weren't out of line.
Ghouls on human flesh would dine.
Those were the days!
And you knew what horror was then!
Stuff beyond the ken of men.
We sure could use a writer like H.P. Lovecraft again.
Thriller was a scary song.
Stephen King's books were too long.
I don't know just what went wrong!
Those Were the Days!
Near Dark told us what to do.
Fright Night and The Lost Boys too.
Kill the vampire or like Salem's Lot you're through.
Didn't sparkle in the sun.
Baseball wasn't undead fun.
Vampires would make you run.
Those were the days! |
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