I have to say that paying my way past The Times's paywall online is worth it, for Caitlin Moran's TV reviews alone:
by Caitlin Moran
The Times, September 15 2012
Paralympics Closing Ceremony (Channel 4)And, so, the Paralympics — Use Your Illusion II to the Olympics’ Use Your Illusion I; Superman 2 to their Superman. We loved the first one so much, there just had to be another one. Let’s face it — if, halfway through, they’d announced a third global sporting event — Childlympics, maybe; or Nanlympics. Even Catlympics — we’d have been all over that, too. We’re in the rhythm of the whole thing now. Sag off work as much as possible, ignore all world news in favour of sporting glory, spend a lot of time on YouTube going, “Christ, look at Oscar Pistorius’s thighs. Look at them! They’re like two BEASTS in Lycra. Like two leg LIONS, pumping in tandem. Gngngnk. Imagine him coming at you. Holy moly, I’ve come over all previous.”
Although there was some culture shock switching from the BBC’s imperial coverage to
Channel 4’s — adverts! What? How uncouth. People shilling in the middle of a
sporting tournament? It’s little better than having some chugger coming at you in a
church, waving an empty bucket, screaming “GIVE US A POUND!” — the presence of Clare Balding soon smoothed it away again.
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