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you don't have to crash out.

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we're all just animals at the end of the week.

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The Dumbest Metric I Track

paradise by the bathroom sink.

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Sunday Essays #14: Signal-to-Noise Ratio (Not a Boring Tech Bro Essay)

applied science for the creative mind.

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Sunday Essays #13: LinkedIn Lingo is Draining Our Life Force

sanitized language = sanitized spirit

May 17 • John Abbate

Take Five Under the Live Oak

Everybody I spoke to today said they're extremely stressed out.

May 15 • John Abbate

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