Summary:

Request: Waverly decides his CEA needs a subtle lesson on the consequences of tomcatting behavior, so while Napoleon is on light duty recovering from a strained knee, Waverly tasks him with organizing and hosting an Easter egg hunt for the young children of the UNCLE support staff.

Work Text:

The agents and the staff in the hall moved out of the way of the tornado coming down the hall in the person of Napoleon Solo. He was slapping papers against his thigh and looking like someone who was about to explode.

“What did you say to the old man about myself and Denise?” he demanded of Illya when he stormed into his office.

Illya looked up from the chart he was working on and leaned back in his chair with a groan of pain, “I said nothing. But really Napoleon the fact we both came back injured and are now on desk duty for a month, might have had Waverly figuring out what happened. Remember he and the interrogating agent received a very x-rated story from Denise about what you two engaged in.”

Napoleon fell into his chair, also with a groan of pain. “She made up a lot of what she said.” Napoleon insisted

“Still Waverly could see what had happened between you two. Besides Napoleon, it is not the first time you have done something like this. What has you so upset?”