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idealfacade- November 15th, 2009
I have this theory.
Call me a mother-fucking genius.
So... Essentially it is:
The more arched your eyebrow is, the more inclined people think you are a bitch and the more they don't want to be your friend. The more rounded your eyebrows are (I'm not talking like a parenthesis shape that you drew on your face), the more inclined people think you're friendly and they want to get closer to you.
Of course there are always exceptions. I mean you can have a bitchy mouth that can override your 'friendly' eyebrows or something. But generally, I find my eyebrow theory to be the rule of thumb.
The interesting thing I noted was that people strive to have the most arched eyebrow and go to great painful lengths to get it (a la Megan Fox). Does that mean we just want people to bugger off without saying a word now?
Discuss.