WAX LION'D!
Thanks to 
rowdycamels, I have a real live wax lion now. He's not smoosh-faced, which is probably good--otherwise he might start talking to me, and that would be bad.
He's yellow, so he doesn't photograph very well. But whatever; WAX LION!
rowdycamels, I have a real live wax lion now. He's not smoosh-faced, which is probably good--otherwise he might start talking to me, and that would be bad.He's yellow, so he doesn't photograph very well. But whatever; WAX LION!