- Every time someone utters the phrase "Spoken like a true ______!" they're reminded how socioeconomic stereotypes hurt the overall fabric of society.
- The One True King will be a bumbling idiot no one wants as their king. He's the result of several centuries of inbreeding designed to keep his "true"ness.
- Merchants are the only ones with knowledge of the outside world, and they generally use this skill to bullshit everyone and cause mischief, which they find hilarious.
- A farmer is looking for healthy young boys to help out as "farmhands." This is not what you think it means.
- Immediately upon joining the quest, the bumbling wizard casts an explosion spell, blowing himself--and several members of the party--to smithereens.
- Everyone overuses the word "weary" despite having no idea what it means.
- The One True King will be a bumbling idiot no one wants as their king. He's the result of several centuries of inbreeding designed to keep his "true"ness.
- Merchants are the only ones with knowledge of the outside world, and they generally use this skill to bullshit everyone and cause mischief, which they find hilarious.
- A farmer is looking for healthy young boys to help out as "farmhands." This is not what you think it means.
- Immediately upon joining the quest, the bumbling wizard casts an explosion spell, blowing himself--and several members of the party--to smithereens.
- Everyone overuses the word "weary" despite having no idea what it means.
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(The bit with the Ring of Fire really cracked me up; my brother-in-law does an impeccable Gollum impersonation, and can occasionally be persuaded to sing that song while…
Great new pick up line, isn't it ;)