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here i am in my bucket today
'Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse
oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum
illi pueri dicerent: Σιβυλλα τι θελεις;
respondebat illa: αποθανειν θελω.'


I have seen with my own eyes the Sibyl
hanging in a jar, and when the boys
asked her: What do you want;
She answered: I want to die.


The Waste Land | T.S. Eliot
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
09 April 2017 @ 15:49
on dreamwidth: KJATA
on twitter: glitzob
on tumblr: whoresonbob
on steam: cunthulhu

I need a better connection to back things up, and I'm still trying to move over communities where I can, but I will not be checking my friendlist on this site anymore and I will not be posting.

I've had this journal since Feburary of 2004. It was a lifeline of sanity during my massive depression during my teen years and an easy route way to be in a community during my more intense participation in fandom. But if the Russian Federation demands that I mark my content as "adult" just because I'm pro-lgbt-- and, in fact, lgbt myself-- then I am not welcome here anymore, and will not force the issue.

I will add back all accounts that add/follow me provided they are not obviously a bot, so if you want to keep in touch, pick something off the given list that is most convenient and away we go.
 
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
11 October 2016 @ 00:55
Leave a comment here with what you want to read and I’ll do my best to write it before December is over. Multiple requests welcome, if you want the result gifted to your Ao3 account then make sure to note your name, and if you want to go anon that’s fine also.

FANDOMS:
Star Wars TFA | Kylo/Hux, Poe/Leia, Finn/Rey
Kingsman | Eggsy/Harry
Marvel Cinematic Universe | Bucky/Clint, Steve/Tony
Mad Max Fury Road | genfic only
Hellboy (comix &/or movies) | genfic, Hellboy/Liz, Hellboy/John
Cable & Deadpool comix | Cable/Deadpool

ORIGINAL STUFF:
Speculative Fiction (includes cyberpunk, magical realism, weird fic, horror, etc)
Romcom (m/m, f/f, m/f)

I DO NOT WRITE: rapefic, explicit sex, cutesy fluff that will make your teeth rot.

I DO WRITE: crack. And other things. But mostly crack.

My Ao3 account is here. Haven’t been writing much lately because of depression, but a good fandom prompt flurry sometimes knocks me back into a regular routine, so I’m trying this.

Currently signed up for Yuletide (I! LOVE! MY! PROMPT!) and will sign up for the Cap/Iron winter exchange like I have for the last two years. Otherwise, my time is unclaimed, writing-wise. (except for the original shit, but pfft.)
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
01 October 2016 @ 15:45
Dear Yuletide Author,

Haven't written a letter before, so apologise in advance if it's a wee bit clunky.

HALLO, WRITER. I am grue. I like worldbuilding, crackfic, and maybe worldbuilding crackfic. WAFF is not my jam, neither is total grimdark. If you want to write darkish stuff, please let there be hope at the end so I don't get sad D:

Since I know how crappy it is to force writing via prompts, I try to be as hands-off as possible. If you want to write something, write it! So long as it features the characters I like, I am totally jelly.

Onto my three requests, ha!


Request: Futurama, character Bender Rodriguez

Bender is my favourite character, and so long as you match the tone of the show as well as you are able, I am fine with whatever you'd want to write about him. Coda to an episode, character development, Bender getting a limerick add-on installed just for the lulz, whatever you want.


Request: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, characters Serafina Pekkala & Lee Scoresby

The relationship between Serafina and Lee was so intriguing and yet so abruptly over that I would love some development. Fix-it fic where she saves him somehow or just a scene from before where they have some communication would be fine. I'll take anything, there is a severe lack of fic for these two and it. is. HORRIBLE.


Request: Hellboy (movies), character Hellboy

I request Hellboy every year, so if you're assigned this one, HI I LIKE HELLBOY AND WILL TAKE WHATEVER FOR HIM. No preference re: shipping, make him date Liz or date John or be a LONESOME DOVE, idgaf. Not fond of OT3s personally but if you really want to write a particular plot with that I'll read it. I like plot over shenanigans when it comes to the Mignolaverse, so even just a hint of something major going on in the background will make me salivate.


Thank you for writing something for me this Yuletide, and I cannot wait to see what is in store! :D :D :D
 
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
05 September 2016 @ 02:31

HOOVERSUCK OF AN EMPTY SPACE


Chapter One of Eighteen
A glam-rock superstar (who is also a failed academic) finds an Ancient Evil Egg in his hotel shower. The irritating alcoholic troubadour who sleeps with all of the glam-rock superstar's friends decides to help him deal with it. What ensues is the first part of a vast space opera where space whales hump spaceships, there are pyramids made out of android parts on hoverdollies, and a research station turned tourist hub called Chimera Hangdog houses plenty of weird characters. Like some guy made out of sponges. The sponges guy is weird.

https://www.wattpad.com/304656787-hooversuck-of-an-empty-space-chapter-1-18
 
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
30 May 2016 @ 02:13
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
General Hux/Kylo Ren | Ben Organa Solo
16k words; M for Mature; Graphic Depictions of Violence
Part 2 in a series, what good's a brick to a drowning man.

A Tarkin, a Hutt, and a First Order General walk into a cantina on Nor Shaddaa. We are now taking bets on which of the three get out of there alive.


read on ao3

 
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
General Hux/Kylo Ren | Ben Organa Solo
5k words; M for Mature; Graphic Depictions of Violence

Hux does not wince at the sight of a ragtag gathering of misfits who managed to successfully repel a First Order-sanctioned Planet Acquisition. But he wants to.

"The General of the Resistance will not proceed with negotiations for a ceasefire unless Lord Ren is in attendance," the old Mon Calamari says. Organa is standing just behind his shoulder and glowering at the screen like a raging wall of righteous vengeance. Or like an upset mother.

Hux cants his head a minutiae to the left and surreptitiously eyeballs Phasma. She shakes her head. He flicks his attention back to the holoscreen, grins with all his teeth at Organa's pinched face.

"I'm afraid Lord Ren is currently in medical so a medroid can shove his intestines back into his abdomen. May I take a message?"


read on ao3

 
 
here i am in my bucket today
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
General Hux/Kylo Ren | Ben Organa Solo
10k words; M for Mature; Graphic Depictions of Violence
Part 1 in a series, what good's a brick to a drowning man.

General Hux is busy picking up the pieces of his career after the implosion of Starkiller, but he makes the time to accept the cut off bits of corpses that Kylo Ren brings to him as courting gifts.


read on ao3

 
 
 
here i am in my bucket today
13k so far, genfic, post-movie ensemble. Rated M for film-typical violence.

The first time Furiosa purchases Max off of some travelling slavers, she tells him, "Don't mention it."

The tenth time she finds him at a Slave Market-- Lot A405, presumed feral, good for soups-- she says, "We've gotta stop meeting like this."

The forty-third time, he's been shoved into a foetal position inside a a wicker basket carried by three slavers looking to trade for water and she suggests a payment plan, because this has gotten really expensive.


read on archiveofourown or fanfiction.net

 
 
here i am in my bucket today
01 May 2015 @ 22:36
AUCTION OFFER | fanfic/original fic
QUANTITY | 5 stories; 1,000 words minimum
FANDOMS | original, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, SnK/Attack on Titan, MCU (pre-Age of Ultron only), Pacific Rim, Inception, Teen Wolf.
MINIMUM BID REQUIREMENT | $5
ANY OTHER INFORMATION | my writing style is best depicted on my Ao3 account. I can answer further questions before bids at bozaloshtsh@gmail if you want.

pairings info: Kuroshitsuji (Undertaker/Anyone), SnK (Levi/Erwin), MCU (Steve/Tony, Clint/Phil, Clint/Bucky, Natasha/Bruce), Pacific Rim (Hannibal/Newt, Mako Mori), Inception (Arthur/Eames, Mal/Anyone), Teen Wolf (Peter/Stiles).

I have on-going projects, but can probably deliver within 6 weeks of confirmation of bid; any longer than that and I'll contact you w/ the partial draft as proof that it's in-progress. all results regardless of request type will be posted onto Ao3.

I do not write hardcore philias or WAFF. humour is easiest for me to write, weird tropes even better.


auction thread here