Okay, here's the deal.

You've been kidnapped.

I know, I know. Maybe you were at home, or out somewhere, minding your own business. Or maybe you were staring certain doom in the face, I dunno.

Whatever. All that matters is, you're here now.

Where is here? Well. Here's what we know so far. It's a manor. A giant-ass manor, with a bunch of floors and these crazy grounds. Eddie made a map! You can see it here. It's actually really swanky, so don't worry about that. It's the other stuff that's kind of a problem.

There's some crazy super powerful chick who calls herself the Author. Somehow, she can pull people away from their own worlds – yeah, worlds, we're all from different ones, and different times, too, it looks like – and she's depositing us here. So we can starr in her "story." This "story" consists of "plots" that are usually announced to us by a talking rabbit, no I'm not kidding. Sorry. This is just what's happening. Plots have lasted anywhere from one week to three, so far. And they're kinda... screwy. Like, really hackneyed plotline screwy. But hey, when the Author says jump...

Speaking of, so far, there's no way out. If you go too far into the woods, you hit this giant wall. It goes on forever, and we've tried shit like blowing it up, but no dice. So yeah. It's kind of like our own private purgatory. Sorry to say.

That being said, we're trying to build something of a community here. I've compiled a list of people you can turn to if you need something. You can access this list here in your Blackberry, and we'll also be printing out copies which you can find in the dorm halls. We'll have hard copies of the maps there as well.

So yeah. If you want to sign up to offer your services, just leave me a note here and I'll add you to the list. I'll also be adding relevant information to the overall situation as it comes up. So yeah, sorry about this whole thing. But hopefully it won't be so bad if we work together and all that jazz.

Also! As of 9/8, we've decided to work together to set down some laws and a judicial system, so that people don't run around like maniacs. We don't have too many psychos, but, uh. They happen, so. That's still in the works. I'll link to the finer points here when everything is decided upon and drawn up.

And if you're a crazy serial killer rapist pedophile, watch yourself. We'll catch your ass.

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Okay, so like, I like Eddie's system. It's easy and quick and doesn't have that complicated coding. So I'm gonna steal it. Here's what I think of everyone in this crazy purgatory.

LIKES:
+ Eh. They're taking up oxygen.
++ Decent. I think we get along.
+++ Pretty damn cool.
++++ Awesomely rad person.
♥ Crush

DISLIKES:
x Uh. Ew.
xx Jerk!
xxx Oh my God, stay back, I have a stun gun.
xxxx MR. PIPEY TO THE FACE YOU FUCKING CREEPER!