15's in the truck yeah that's how we're rolling and when we're rolling you know we're always holding the way we smoking will leave your lungs broken and that's a fact we push our amps to the max 20 plus yeah that's how we're riding well turn it up now we're getting all high sitting up cats is leaning to the side kingspades in the place bringing nothing but the bass
yo i know you like us so you bumping when you ride switching lanes back and forth blowing dank like us i know you smoking holding chronic while you rolling give a fuck about the cops pass the weed 'til it's dust puff puff and to the left we keep it moving 'til our fingers burn bud so sticky hardly wait for my turn where my next hit is coming from is my biggest concern
TITLE: Error. FANDOM: Red vs. Blue. PAIRINGS: NONE, REALLY. Uh. Wash/Church, Wash/Epsilon, if you squint? RATING: PG-13. SUMMARY/WARNING: Spoilers through Chapter 6 of Revelation. Warning for batshit!!! You know how I do.
TITLE: and lead us not FANDOMS: khr, naruto PAIRING/CHARACTERS: rokudo mukuro & hatake kakashi RATING: r - ish? IDKIDKIDK. SUMMARY/WARNINGS: for realityfinale. i started this in september, and i just now finished it. BUT THE POINT IS -- I FINISHED IT.
so okay i'm feeling like i want some easter candy and shit so i drive all the way to wal-mart and get to the easter section in their store. i'm looking at their candy and they have these easter bunnies for like $1 each and i'm like OH MAN I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THOSE. but i'm a retard and didn't grab a cart, so i stand there for five minutes trying to figure out if i'd be able to carry as many as i want to the checkout or if that'd just look weird and creepy.
like i study the candy for literally five minutes standing in the same spot not moving and this lady next to me keeps glancing over to me weirdly like she thinks i'm gonna stuff candy down my shirt or something. BUT ANYWAY i finally decide that i need a cart and so i go back to the front of the store and i get distracted because they have easter candy up at the front too.
so like right before i grab my cart i go to look at that easter candy and i'm there for ten minutes just STARING and contemplating how much i want and whether or not i'd be able to make it to the checkout without dropping anything
and then i remember that oh yeah i came for a cart, so i'm about to go back to get a cart and then i see some more easter bunnies and i'm like oh well
so i stare at those for another five minutes
and then for some FUCKING REASON DO NOT ASK ME WHY
i leave wal-mart, go back to my car, start it, drive all the way home, pull into the garage, and then i remember oh i didn't buy anything.
SO I DROVE TO WAL-MART TO STARE AT CANDY FOR A FUCKING HALF HOUR AND I DIDN'T EVEN GODDAMN BUY ANy
WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT
I DON'T HAVE CANDy I'M JUST GONA *sosBspL
ihatemyself
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TITLE: Control. FANDOM: DOGS: Bullets & Carnage. PAIRING: Heine Rammsteiner/Giovanni. YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT. RATING: PG-13 - R? WARNINGS/SUMMARY: Written just because I've been wanting to write a Giovanni + Heine fic where Heine was actually somewhat in control of the situation. :| NO PORN THIS TIME. Warning for language.
