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I have played VNs before, have you?

Katawa Shoujo was free, so was Monster Girl Quest. Pheonix Wright has animations, puzzles and actual game mechanics instead of just being a slideshow with health bars. You can say "don't like don't buy" as much as you want, but if you're gonna charge $20 for a product then you're gonna be held to a $20 standard.

Literally my first thought as soon as I clicked on this page was "...you're actually charging money for this?" 

Even if it wasn't AI, $20 would still be a lot for a "game" that's entirely just pictures and text.

Oh, and apparently the game isn't even stable. Neat.

Glad to have another entry in my list of games where you can make a woman eat until she explodes. 

...Now if only I didn't have to download a browser extension to crank up the volume by 600%.

Every time I defeat an enemy: a body expansion cinematic plays out. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, in fact it would've been the best part of the game. Except for one major problem: it cannot be skipped or sped up.

This sequence is not exclusive to bosses and it's not short either: I timed it and it clocked in at about 32 seconds! This means in order to defeat 10 standard enemies, I'm spending over 5 minutes not even playing the game and just sitting there watching the same slideshow I've already seen a dozen times, wondering how my life decisions led me to this point.

Do all of your RPGs do this, or just the one I bought?

Why is this listed at $800 USD?

It's a legit fanserver, dude who made the game posts there regularly. 

I Personally don't agree with the way that server's moderated but it is what it is.

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Did not expect to get this much Mileage out of "Galaga but fat".

It's actually wild how many people still want to ban adult content in the year 2025. Freedom of speech includes smut. 

No, it was as soon as the fight started. To this day I still don't know what this creature looks like.

It's a feature™

Wow, so you're telling me that the update changed all the sprites and now I have to rework my custom skin? That's hilarious! https://www.mediafire.com/file/6v9uwj1r90ft7e2/%255BUPDATED%255D_prostitute_v1_1...

Anyways, I just came here to make fun of you for doing all this extra stuff without even adding controller support...but then you ADDED controller support!? Oh my gosh!

Now the only thing I have even vaguely resembling a complaint is that the sprites for the heart seem to completely ignore image opacity. Still having a blast, though.

Don't worry, that just means the drugs are working.

Make the queen's gems different shapes, different colours, or numerically ordered in-game: so that I don't have to back-track through the entire temple trying to figure out which one I missed.

There's a lot going on here, hot daaang.

Oh ok, but when I try to play Fat Fleet on the movie theatre's arcade cabinet it's "tampering" this and "indecent exposure" that.. 

That's fair. 

I didn't type this out expecting you to drop everything and re-craft your world in my image: just screeching into the void.

>Final boss doesn't get big

>Secret Boss ALSO doesn't get big

DAWG, DO YOU EVEN LIKE FAT CHICKS? The visual gimmicks were neat, tho.

Replacing my initial comment with this literal essay. 

Going into this game: I wasn't a fan of card battlers. After playing through a couple times: I am still not a fan of card battlers. My main issue: unimpactful cards being crammed inside of my deck. After every fight the player chooses between 3 card variants to add to their deck, half the time none of them are very good, and there's no option to remove any of them or pick none. So a bunch of runs leave me stuck with a deck full of clutter.

I strongly disagree with the decision to make it so 5 size stacks immediately ends the run. I would've preferred if she just had some sort of [immobile] status ailment and her attacks were replaced with things like [burp] and [pass gas] that would eventually decrease her size when used enough times. Maybe [guard] could be replaced with [cry] and reduce the party's lust stacks.

Overall, I can at least respect the hustle. It's impressive that you made this in two weeks; but it feels like it was made in two weeks. Lastly, if you're going to end my run because my knight got too big...at least have the courtesy of making her explode.

If these were drawings of real people being utilized for harassment, then I could sort of understand; but if it's a fictional character...who cares?

I need to make the food stuffs lady eat everything in her store, and then belch obnoxiously.

This is important.